M. Lapis: Gabbycupkake want me to sing hello in my worst voice.
Pervidot: so sing it in your normal voice.
B. pearl:*DRUNKENLY* DON'T SAY THAT TO DAH BAEE YOU DUNKED BIOCH!!
M. lapis: *covers Connie's ears* PEARL DONT USE THAT LANGUAGE WHEN CONNIE IS AROUND! AND STOP DRINKING BEER!
B. Pearl: IT'S TEQUILA!
Connie: I'm gonna go...*leaves*
M. Lapis: ALRIGHT *in a screeching horrible voice* HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIDE. I MIGHT HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIIIIIIIMES. TO TELL YOU I'M SORRY, FOR EVERYTHING THAT I'VE DONE. HELLO FROM THE OUTSIIIIDE.
Pervidot: STTOOOOOOP IIIIIT!!!
M. Lapis: okay. Connie! Steven! Come here!
Connie:*walks in with Steven* yeah guys?
M. Lapis: *grabs duct taped and begins wrapping Steven*
===================sometime.later==================
M. Lapis: done.
Steven: what is this for again?
M. Lapis: a dare. Now, p and p got to go to homeworld.
B. Pearl and pervidot: uuuuhg. I hate this suit.
M. Lapis: now.
B. Pearl and pervidot: *go to warp pad and warp to hw.*
Pervidot: WHO IS THE RULER OF GIRAFFES NOW??!?!!?!!
BEOCH.
passerbies: what the? How crude! Uncalled for!
Pervidot: WE ARE SECSY GIRAFFE RULERS!
B. Pearl: *grabs pervidot's hand* bye *warps home*
That was weird.
Connie: bye! Send more dares and asks!
Steven: who are you talking to Connie?
Connie: the readers, duh! Hehe.
All minus Connie and Steven: yeah.
YOU ARE READING
Ask And Dare The Universe-z Gems
FanfictionDare or Ask mecha lapis, pervidot, bad pearl, and Connie! I own mecha lapis and peridot. Su creators own bad pearl and Connie. Cusing and pervidot being a perv
