You're a Wizard Harry

Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry.

Harry: I'm a... WHAT?!

Hagrid: A wizard, Harry.

Harry: I'm a WIZARD?!

Hagrid: Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

Harry: But I'm just Harry.

Hagrid: Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

Harry: But I'm just Harry!

Hagrid: No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Harry: Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

Hagrid: NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Hagrid: Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

Harry: No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Hagrid: Harry, for God's sake, you are a wizard!

Harry: A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

Hagrid: Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

Hagrid: Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

Hagrid: HARRY, you are a wizard!

Harry: Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a F***ING WIZARD!

Hagrid: For God's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a F***ING WIZARD!

Harry: I don't give a f*** you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a F***ING WIZARD!

Hagrid: Listen Harry, you're going to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and SH*T and you're going to be F***ING pleased about it!

Harry: I don't WANT to do your F***ING spells you BASKET CASE! Stick it up your f***ing D*CK-HOLE!

Hagrid: My f***ing WHAT?!?!

Harry: HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the F***ING line!

Hagrid: No I'm not. You - are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a f***ing owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT.

Harry: I'M GOING TO F***ING PUT MY D*CK IN THE OWL!

Hagrid: I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.

Harry: I'm a WHAT?!

Hagrid: YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR F*** SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!

Harry: Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY F*** WHAT YOU THINK!

Hagrid: This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT F*** SMALL D*CK SKINNY C*NT EAT MORE WANKER.

Harry: I'LL F***ING SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!

Hagrid: 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY C*NT, SQUARE-GO LIKE.

Harry: I'LL F***ING BURTS YE'.

Hagrid: Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to Hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver you SH*TTY meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.

Harry: I'll f***ing NAW yer ARM off, Hagrid!

Hagrid: Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little B*TCH.

Harry: I'll PUMP ye' SILLY.

Hagrid: C'MON THEN YA C*NT.

Harry: SUCK MAH PIXIE D*CK YA CHUBBY COON.

Hagrid: I'll RUPTURE YOUR F***ING AN*S WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR C*CK.

Harry: I'll RIP YER GIANT D*CK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT.

Hagrid: LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK.

Thank you for wasting your time with me :)