The Switch

Chapter 10

Okay, here's my plan" They all huddled around together their arms on each others shoulders.

"I'll give you guys some sort of distraction for you to take 'Kagome' he made bunny ears with his fingers like how he'd seen Kagome do a few weeks ago. Sango and Shippo rolled their eyes.

"into the forest to pick herbs or something, and then Sango you tell Inuyasha that Kagome told you that she loves him, but make it seem that you think that Inuyasha's Kagome.."

"Wait, wait I can't tell Inuyasha that! I made a promise"

"Sango" he looked her in the eyes, and she was beginning to feel the heat of his arm on her shoulders, she shifted uncomfortably.

"You have to, it's the only way that they'll be able to admit there feelings to one another, and besides," he gave Sango a lazy grin.

"I don't want Inuyasha to be a girl the rest of his life, and I don't think he would want to be one either!" Sango grunted

"Fine, I'll do it! But only for Kagome! Not for anyone else, especially not you!" Miroku feigned pain in his heart.

"Oh Sango! That was painful!" Sango just rolled her eyes. "Let's go, they are probably getting suspicious as to why we're taking so long." Miroku sighed.

"Alright. Any questions?" Shippo spoke up. "Wait what do I do?"

"You, Shippo will be between us, add a little smart comment here or there, nothing you don't do everyday." Shippo pouted, and then realized something.

"Wait a minute! What are you going to do with Kagome, when Sango and I are in the forest with Inuyasha?" Sango gave Miroku a suspicious look. Miroku opened his mouth to speak.

"I will distract Kagome, there's really no point to make Kagome realize that she loves Inuyasha, we already know she does, and she will definitely not do anything, its up to Inuyasha to decide who he would rather spend the rest of his life with, and since this is a Lovers switch curse, then therefore only 'Lovers' switch, we sort of know who he will chose. They just need to say it out loud, to each other." Sango still had a suspicious look on her face.

"You have to promise that you will not do anything perverted when you're with her! No groping, no kissing, no nothing!" Shippo was laughing now, imagining Miroku trying to kiss or grope Kagome while still in Inuyasha's body. Miroku gasped.

"I'm wounded that you would think me do any such thing to Kagome, when she's not even in her own, gorgeous body"

BAM!

A bump slowly rose on top of Miroku's head. Sango put her red fist to her chin and cracked her knuckles. Miroku laughed.

"Hehe" he said and moved a little closer to Shippo.

"Okay well I think everyone gets the plan, no one has any more questions, okay good lets go back." Miroku said really fast and was about to start walking away, until Shippo called after him.

"How do we know when you give us a sign?"

"Oh you'll know" Miroku said with a little glint in his eyes, and continued walking back to where they left Kagome and Inuyasha. Shippo and Sango looked at each other, a little scared and ran after Miroku.

-end flashback-

Shippo scampered out of the forest, where he, Sango and Inuyasha left Miroku and Kagome. He followed their scent, until he could see Miroku talking, and 'Inuyasha' backed up a tree, with a really scared look on his face.

"Now, Inuyasha The technique of a beginner like yourself might want to use on girls with a little something, something." He made curvy hand motions with his hands. "I call it 'the squish and lift', to see if they're just ripe enou" Shippo frowned, and realized by Miroku's perverted face, and 'Inuyasha's' scared face that Miroku was of course up to no good again.

"Don't worry 'Inuyasha' I'm here!" He clamped onto Miroku's face and temporarily stopped him from saying perverted things.

Miroku just peeled him off and Shippo jumped to 'Inuyasha'. In the background you could hear Miroku.

"I personally like the rub effect; it's the most efficient way to get all" Kagome clamped her hand onto the pervert's mouth. She suddenly felt something slimy on her fingers. And quickly whipped her hand away from his mouth. He continued talking like there had never been an interruption. "Of course you could choose any of those techniques; there are many more that I'm sure that you are probably willing to try on Kagom" Kagome's eyes widened. She looked over to see Miroku on the floor and Sango over him cracking her knuckles. "Pervert!" she yelled.

"Sango, where's Kagome?" The real Kagome asked, grateful that the pervert was unconscious, yet again. Shippo ran over to Sango. "Sango, Sango did it work? Huh? Huh? Hu" Sango quickly covered the young kitsune's mouth. Kagome gave Sango a suspicious look "Did what work?"

"Uhhh. Nothing just if uhh we got rid ofof uhh" "Got rid of Kagome's rash." Miroku said who was starting to wake up from his 'little nap'.

"What! What rash?" Kagome yelled.

"Ya, umm Kagome had a huge rash and we got someherbs to make it go awayand yes, it did. Thanks Miroku for caring!"

Sango said quickly and she shook Miroku's hand, who pulled her into a fast hug. A very fast hug, because Sango pulled away before he could think of groping her. Kagome didn't look like she bought it, but before she could say anything, Shippo quickly covered up for the two clowns.

"Hey Inuyasha, where's InuKagome? Do you know? I haven't seen her since I left the forest, about almost an hour ago" Sango side glanced at Miroku, a bit worried. They expected Inuyasha to be a little confused about his feelings, and a little bit stubborn, I mean it is Inuyasha, confused, stubborn with way too much pride all mixed into one lovable guy, somewhere deep, deep down. But to not come at all? That was just too much stubbornness for his own good, or maybe he was really confused, and just needed that one little push to get him going. Lucky for 'The Plan' there was "The Plan B", which was basically if Inuyasha chickens out, while trying to pour his heart and soul to Kagome while wearing a super short skirtnope, he couldn't be the least bit scared. Miroku glanced back at Sango and gave her the "Plan B' is foolproof, just trust me' smile, Sango sighed, and gave a small nod and a sweet smile. (Aww) before walking up to 'Inuyasha' and putting 'Plan B' into motion, again. Miroku grabbed her wrist and she spun around looking directly into Miroku's soft violet eyes. He leaned in, and smiled sweetly before whispering "You should say my name more often, it sounds nice." Sango cheeks wore a dark pink stain. She had a fast flashback of her saying

Miroku's name while trying to cover up what they were forcing Inuyasha to admit in the forest earlier. Her blush grew to five times above the normal color of a tomato, when she saw that his hand was still holding onto her wrist. She quickly shook his hand off and turned around to walk back to 'Inuyasha' and Shippo who of course saw the whole thing, but once Sango turned around, they pretended to be engrossed in a conversation about flowers. Shippo leapt from his place on a big rock to the approaching Miroku, who was smiling like a little kid who got a toy truck for Christmas.

"I wonder where Kagome is" He stopped when he saw that 'Inuyasha' was clutching 'his' stomach in pain.

"Are you okay." Kagome cringed and stumbled to the forest, while still clutching her stomach.

"IInuyasha" Sango caught up to her best friend and grabbed her arm.

She looked into her best friend's new amber eyes and saw the pain and the love, she smiled a small understanding smile "Be careful"

Kagome gave her a small smile of appreciation, and staggered into the forest