The Switch

Chapter 8

"Where the hell are they? I'm hungry here! I haven't eaten since breakfast!" A raven haired teen yelled, shaking 'her' hands up and down.

"Oh, Inuyasha be quiet! By tomorrow night we'll be back in each others bodies and you have an appointment"

"An appointment? An appointment to what?" The teen-in-the-arogant-hanyou's-body cut in very rudely.

"Anyways" Kagome rolled her eyes "as I was saying by tomorrow night you have an appointment with the oh-so-lovely dirt!"

"What! What the hell does that mean!" Inuyasha was shot up annoyed

"It means! That I'll be sitting you, till your head is buried in the dirt!" Kagome yelled with equal strength. She was very upset with his 'behavior' as her these last few days.

"What! You're going to sit-"

"Oomph" Was all that was heard from Kagome, who had her face stuck in the dirt. Inuyasha's eyes widened and got down to pick 'himself' up.

"Kagome? I'm so sorry; I didn't realizeI wasn't use to I'm... I'm sorry!" Kagome lifted her

head up to look at very worried brown orbs, her own. She sighed all her anger released, well most of it Inuyasha picked Kagome up which was a little hard considering that 'she' was bigger and heavier than him. 'Ugh I guess I better lay off the ramen for a while...nah'

"Well I guess I could take away a few of those 'sits'. What goes around comes around, right?" She smiled and looked up to see Inuyasha's 'face' with worry in it. She knew that look; it was after all her own.

"Inuyasha it's okay it wasn't your fault. And I'm surprisingly fine" Kagome sighed "I'm sorry I sit you all-" They were interrupted by a cough behind them, no other than

Miroku, with a very perverted and secretive grin on his face. The two teens wondered what they did this time to make that grin appear on the pervert's face. They looked down, they weren't holding

hands, or in any 'inappropriate' position. Miroku didn't even have a handprint on his face, and Sango didn't look mad-

Kagome looked at Sango more closely, she wore the exact same grin, except a little less perverted, but equally secretive, so did Shippo. The three of them looked pretty scary. Inuyasha's eyes widened

'What the hell is wrong with those three?' "What the he-"

Inuyasha remembered Kagome's threat earlier "Uhh are you guys okay?" He said slowly, so he wouldn't mess up, again. Upon hearing this, Sango gave Miroku a nudge in the ribs, and all three of them stopped smiling like they had a very big secretpfft as if.

After what seemed like hours (which was only a few minutes) Of everyone staring at each other, which was more like Kagome and Inuyasha were staring at Sango, Miroku, and Shippo suspiciously, while Sango, Miroku and Shippo were innocently staring at Kagome and Inuyasha

"Uhhguys can we eat, I'm kind of hungry." Kagome admitted. Sango took the pieces of firewood from her arms and dumped them on the ground, and everyone went and did their job. While Kagome was trying to eat as messy as Inuyasha, and Inuyasha was really trying to eat as neat as Kagome, Miroku sent a nod to Sango, when Kagome and Inuyasha wasn't looking, indicating that he was ready to put his genius plan into effect Miroku walked up behind 'Kagome' and reached out hesitantly to do what he did best

Inuyasha jumped up when he felt something squish his uhh rear. He jumped a second time when he felt it again and quickly placing his hands on his ahem derrière, to relieve him of that annoying squish and rub, yet his hands found Kagome's lovely fanny He blushed like there was no tomorrow, and looked behind him to see Miroku's scared yet perverted face. "I didn't realize Kagome that you liked touching yourself, perhaps I shall join you sometime?

Hmm?" Inuyasha's face blushed more shades of red at first when he realized his hands were still on Kagome's butt, and quickly removed them, then he registered what Miroku said and why he had been standing directly behind him, HE GROPED ME! Inuyasha's face turned from an embarrassed dark red to an embarrassed ANGRY dark-er red, not only that he had groped Kagome's body, steam was practically coming out of his ears.

He furried his brows and marched up to the slowly backing away perverted, scared monk.

"HENTAI!" he growled. If Inuyasha was in his Hanyou self he would have probably turned into his demon form by now. Right when he was about to lift up his hand to swipe the pervert with his supposedly 'clawed' fingers. Sango stepped in the way and Shippo jumped onto his raised hand to keep him from harming the perverted monk, even though he sort of deserved it, it wouldn't help the plan if Miroku was unconscious or dead.

"InuKagome, please don't waste your time on this pathetic, stupid, perverted monk!" Miroku shot a feigned hurt look to Sango, and Sango glared at him to shut up. "Come on lets go get some herbs Kaede wanted me to pick up for her for tomorrow. Leave the hentai here with Inuyasha to take care of! Come on let's go" Kagome watched the whole thing from the foot of a tree, she couldn't exactly jump high enough to actually go up the tree, Inuyasha obviously still had some of his Hanyou 'powers', and she had some of her Miko 'powers'. Something really weird happened when they switched bodies, well other than them actually switching bodies, she'd have to talk to Kaede tomorrow.

The very mad Inuyasha-in-a-Kagome-body looked at her to tell him what to do. Even though she wasn't able to 'sit' him right now, he was being a very obedient puppy. Kagome nodded for him to go with Sango and Shippo. She watched the three disappear into the forest. She was left alone with Miroku, she gulped, at least she didn't have to worry about him doing anything to her, not while she was in 'Inuyasha's' body