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( DR MCSEXY )

HOSPITAL
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       Dean, Elena and Sam walk through the hospital corridors. "Dude, what the hell." Dean says.

       "I don't know." Sam says.

       "No, seriously, what the hell." Dean says.

       "I don't know."

       "One theory. Any theory." Says Dean.

       "Uh, the Trickster trapped us in TV Land." Says Sam.

       "That's your theory. That's stupid."

       "You're the one who said we're on Dr. Sexy, MD." Elena says.

       "Yeah, but TV land isn't TV Land. I mean, there's actors and, and lights and crew members, you know. This looks real." Dean says.

      "It can't be. Dean, how can this possibly be real?" Sam asks.

      "I don't know."

      Dr. Wang walks past. "Doctors." She says.

      "There goes Dr. Wang. The sexy but arrogant heart surgeon." Dean watches her go down the corridor and sees her pass a Man sitting on a gurney. "And there's Johnny Drake. Oh, he's not even alive, he's a ghost in the mind of-" Another Brunette Doctor enters, sitting next to Johnny. "Of her. The sexy yet neurotic Doctor over there."

      "So...this show has ghosts? Why?" Elena asks.

      "I don't know. It is compelling." Dean says.

      "I thought you said you weren't a fan." Sam says.

      "I'm not. I'm not." Dean sees something and just stares. "Oh boy."

      "What?" Sam asks.

      "It's him."

      "Who?" Elena asks.

       Dr. Palmer comes down the corridor. "It's him, it's Dr. Sexy." He says. Dr. Palmer stops next to Sam, Elena and Dean. He looks at Dean.

      "Doctor."

       Dean looks down, hiding his smile. "Doctor." He says.

       Dr. Palmer addresses Sam. "Doctor." He says. Sam nods. Dean whacks him.

       "Doctor." Sam says.

       Dr. Palmer addresses Dean. "You want to give me one good reason why you defied my direct order to do the experimental face transplant on Mrs. Biehl?" He asks. Dean's expression goes from awed through confused. He glances at Sam, then back.

       "One reason?" Dean asks and Dr. Palmer nods. "Sure." Dean looks down. Dr. Palmer is wearing white tennis shoes. Dean slams him against the wall. "You're not Dr. Sexy."

       "You're crazy."

       "Really? Because I swore part of what makes Dr. Sexy sexy is the fact that he wears cowboy boots. Not tennis shoes." Dean says.

       "Yeah. You're not a fan." Elena teases.

       "It's a guilty pleasure."

       "Call security." Dr Palmer says.

       "Yeah, go ahead, pal. See, we know who you are." Dean says.

       Dr. Wang, the Blonde Doctor, and a Security Guard are all approaching. They and the other extras freeze-frame. Dean glances around; only he, Sam, Elena and Dr. Palmer are still moving. Dr. Palmer grins and morphs into the Trickster.