A shot through the heart.
And it's too late.
Cuz now I'm on the ground, dying.
Makayla: does it hurt?
*nods*
Levi: didn't you just clean yourself? Tch
Petra: oh Levi. Leave Eren alone. *giggles*
Levi: tch.
Makayla: I guess I'll take over for Eren again. WHY DO YOU SHIP THIS?! PETRA IS ENGAGED!!! AND SHE NEVER LOVED LEVI!! SHE SAID SHE LOOKED UP TO HIM, AND LOVED HOW STRONG AND RUTHLESS HE WAS!! How was that?
*nods on the floor, weeping* thank you Maka-chan.
Levi: did you have to yell though?
Makayla: oh sorry. *laughs nervously* I was trying to be like Eren.
Levi: *sucks teeth* well congrats. You succeeded.
I'm not the only one with a short temper.
Levi: *eye twitched* was that a short joke Jaeger.
Uh...no...?
Levi: damn shitty brat.
Petra: let's keep it civil now..*tried to calm down the two men*
Makayla: but seriously, this ship makes 0 sense. The only one who thought they were together was Petra's father. And Levi took Petra's patch, because that's the first body of his squad that he found. Despite the common misconception it was because he loved her, it was because it was his second squad that got mauled by Titans. He was closest to Petra, but that doesn't mean they were in love.
Yeah! Whatever she said!
Petra: were you paying attention Eren?
No. Not really.
Levi: too busy being a baby. Though I do admit, I don't love Petra. She's a sweet caring girl, and a member of my squad. Of course I care. But she's engaged. Besides, who even said I liked women?
*cries thinking about Eruri*
Levi: oi brat! Quit the waterworks!
Petra: commander was right. Does Eren always get off track?
Levi: *starts kicking Eren in the background*
Makayla: *sweatdrops* unfortunately yes.
Petra: well...at least we know he doesn't ship it. So, next one right?
Makayla: I couldn't agree more. Let's go!
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Eren Reacts To Ships~
De Todo[I see everyone doing it so, why not?] If I hate on your ship, I apologize. I understand you are entitled to your own opinions. (This is for comedy purposes ONLY) Now for the fun part. My reaction to ships. -Eren Jaeger
