Dangerous

Oreo me up....wait what?

    Then I took a deep breath and started to tell Niall everything that was wrong with me.

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   “Whose nipples in the band are the size of Oreos?” Louis said reading the tweet out loud.

    “What type of question is that?” Liam said laughing a little.

    “The kind of question we are going to find the answer to later Liam.” Louis said sassily.  I zooned out as Kat, Nate, and I sat on the couch on the stage. The couch had been pushed back against the back curtain because the boys finished using it. So it gave Kat, Nate, and I the perfect spot to sit because no one could see us it was too dark back here the only way someone would see us is if the light was shining on us which it wasn’t. I threw a chocolate hostess cupcake at Kat and she caught it in her mouth then started to laugh. Me and Nate busted laughing, I thought she was going to choke which for some reason I thought was funny.

   “AHHH.” The boys started to scream. I looked over to see that they were trying to do the splits and only Liam could.

   “Sam can do the splits.” Niall pointed out. “I don’t understand why it hurts.” I threw the rest of my cupcake I didn’t get a chance to eat at Kat when she whispered something inappropriate in my ear.

    “No she can’t” Zayn said confused. Niall gave him a confused look.

    “Yeah she can I’ve seen her do it.” Niall replied.

     “Maybe it’s a new thing. SAM.” Zayn said loudly in his microphone. Zayn looked over to where I sat. I looked over at Louis and Harry who were whispering things to Niall who hit then hit them. So Kat, Louis, and Harry all like to come up with sexual things good to know.

     “WHAT.” I yelled really loud so that they and some of the fans heard it. The crowd was really loud.

     “Come show us you can’t do the splits.” Zayn said walking over here a little. One of the tech guys came over to me and handed me a microphone.

     “Let’s just skip the cheering for me to come on stage and you guys dragging me.” I said into the microphone and stood up walking over to where all the boys where kind of gathered. I was barefoot in orange shorts and a loose black tank top which just happens to be one of Nialls.

    “So can you do the splits?” Harry asked poking me in the stomach.

    “I’m not sure.” I said poking harry back.

   “Show us.” Louis said poking me.

   “I can’t.” I said poking Louis back.

   “Why?” Liam asked not touching me like the normal child he is.

   “Because of the shorts I’m wearing.” I said giving Niall a hug when he came up to me for one.

    “What’s wrong with your shorts?” Niall asked pulling the bottom of them. I grabbed the top of my shorts so they didn’t fall of.

    “One I’m not wearing a belt and you almost just flashed everyone by pulling down my shorts. And second because they are too short to do the splits in. if I were to stretch like that I might flash someone.” I said pulling at Nialls pants turns out he had a belt on.

   “Your shirts long enough to use as a shield.” Louis said poking me. Did they not understand that I just didn’t want to do the splits? I gave up and without agreeing or disagreeing I fixed my pants really quick and put the microphone in my back pocket.

   “Ready?” I asked backing up so they were all stood in front of me. I grabbed the bottom of Nialls shirt. They nodded and I slid down into the splits. It literally took me two seconds to do the splits, I went down that fast. I kept one hand holding the bottom of the shirt to the floor and used the other to grab the microphone in my back pocket.