Little Secrets

"Acording to bob..."

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The moment I enter the room I knew I was going to be attack by a potato name Bob.

It was kind of dark, and my eyes didn't work at the time.

But its nothing knew in my life.
I had seen everything.

From my grandma naked.
Don't ask.
To a house literally made of chocolate.

And I'm lucky I still have 9 fingers.

I actually survive many things, in which I'm probably the main cause of the problem.

The potato, which I proudly named Bob, fly through the banana peal in which I trip.

Twice.

Through the fort made of pillows that I made last week,

To my face.

I have to give some points to my cat.

I was totally furious, thus I nearly kill Bob in my way in.
Or reverse.

She was a total ninja when Bob went through her bed.

My roommate, Jenna, knew her way through my anger.
And so, she had an apple pie in the table.

Faad.
Food for British.

I'm sorry British people, but I shall not stop my awesome power of been unable to speak British.

Potatoes, potatoes.

"Nico, why are you standing there with a potato in your face?"
Jenna ask.

To be honest she wants to die.

Have you ever meet a suicide person?
No, well no you do.

Jenna shall die by hands of the awesome unicorn Skylar.

That's what the bible says, Jesus wrote it himself.

Not kidding, Jesus monters, a boy at my school.

When I'm near the pie, and my anger has come down, I said.

" Bob loves me too much"

She obviously knew what had happen, and left.

I was feeling sick and thought of awsome plan for revenge.

I should kill her.

Nah, I need her faad.

And according to Bob, I need a slave, too.