Swallow (k.s.j.)

Also

I flip around to see Kim Seok Jin, mask down and angry.

"Ah... hyung... you're the one who showed your face first..."

"She didn't look like she knew me."

"Sasaengs are everywhere nowadays hyung... and besides how could you tell? Anyways, even if she isn't, her friends probably are!"

Cue squeak from behind Koala's March.

I am dead. I will be killed by two angry, handsome, weird men because my friends were chasing idols.

Tae Hyung grabs my shoulders and spins me around to face him, "There are other people in this store? Your friends?"

Ughhhhh. Seon Jen Yi. You pabo.

"No. And how was I supposed to know there were people in this store? I didn't even know you guys were someone. How was I supposed to know to check?!"

"Tae Hyung, just go. I'll deal with this matter if it becomes trouble. Go back."

"No hyung. I will go outside and wait for you. Just make it short."

Kim Tae Hyung walks away, leaving behind Kim Seok Jin and I.

Alright, now when I think about it coming all the way here for a ramyun recommendation is actually pretty dumb. So was suggesting a meeting over ramyun recommendations.

What is this? A drama?

I turn to Kim Seok Jin, "So..."

He bows, "I'm sorry I was late. My dongsaengs did something to my alarm so I didn't get up on time."

"Oh... that's... erm, fine. Yeah, the other guy said that..."

"And I only agreed to this meeting because I wanted to thank your mother in person. Also, if you have any plans on exposing me or my dongsaengs, we can take action. I gave you my number because I wanted to call to arrange a meeting."

Okay, so he is making himself clear. That's good. It means he did not come all this way for advice on ramyun. It means he might be sane and not a stalker. No wait, he is not a stalker, he is an idol. I forgot.

"Also, if your friends are hiding anywhere in this convenience store, taking photos of me, I will take their phones."

"They wouldn't-"

"Also, if they are even in this store, they had better come out now."

"Wow, I feed you breakfast and-"

"It was your mother. Now are they your friends or not?"

"And she said you were polite... Apparently, you are also two-faced. What was your band name again BT Sh-"

"Stop it, Seung Wook. We all know your mouth very well. Kim Seok Jin-ssi, we will come out now."

Okay Yeo Na... here's to you.

They come out from behind the shelves, walking meekly.

We turn to face them, and Kim Seok Jin is practically glaring at me while waiting.

How was I supposed to know he's an idol??? NOBODY TELLS ME THIS SORT OF THING!

"We came out to tell you that we are not sasaengs. You can look through our phones if you want to we were just looking at your SNS." Yeo Na calmly states.

"Yeah, and we were really careful to not 'like' any posts. So it will be as if we were never there." Jen Yi adds on, "I am A.R.M.Y. and I love you guys and want to protect you, especially from sasaengs. I am definitely not one of them."

You know whenever you think about K-pop idols, it never occurs to you that they could be angry? I mean, yeah, you have hot. Then there is cute, sad, happy, bubbly... but never angry or scared or stressed. Ever.

Kim Seok Jin, by now, looked rather stressed. No wait, he looked hunted.

"How do I know that I can believe you all?"

Jen Yi calmly unlocks her phone in front of him and scrolls down his SNS.

"See? No likes or comments or shares. Also, my search settings are private. No one will know."

He reaches for the phone and she calmly hands it over.

" But why do you have an SNS anyways? I thought you guys had a shared account? And isn't the fan cafe enough?"

He scrolls through and then hands it back, "It was a long time ago. Also, because everyone assumes that we share SNS, nobody found out."

Yeo Na snorts, "You sure? Cause if I am not mistaken, sasaengs these days are pretty smart. They also do not give up that easily. "

"Yeah, like.. we have girls at school who are quite good at the hacking business... You sure you're safe?" I add.

He glares at me and I happily return it. Not my fault you dumb, pretty boy.

"Yes, I am sure. They may be good but Yoongi is better."

Yeo Na's jaw drops whilst Jen Yi squeaks out, "MIN YOONGI CAN HACK?!"

"Sssshhh!" Jin quickly says raising a finger to his mouth, "We don't want the rest of the world to know!"

Jen Yi lowers her volume immediately, " Min Yoongi can hack!!!"

If looks could kill...

"Anyways... Cha Seung Wook..."

Heul... now the other guy is talking.

"Take us home."

...

My good, GOOD, GOOD friends happily lead the way out.