Random stuff about me, Yoshi!

Random Story I wrote

(I wrote this in my Tiny Notebook about 2 or 3 months Ago So Hah! I dunno .3.)

I was walking than Out of Nowhere I fell into a hole. I was like Oh shit. I walk down the Tunnel until I see that little bitch of a flower. "Hey Bitch!"I say to it. It laughs at me. "Well Don'tcha Have a colorul words well I-"I cut him off. "Your Flowey The flower that wants to kill everyone and was about to explain LOVE or should I say Level of violence"I ramble. It was disturbed that I knew this and went away. Toriel came and was confused. "How did you know this?"She asked. Im like bitch I know everything but Im not being rude to this Motherly Creature. "I can see other Timelines Like Ol' Sansy"I said. She shrugged off my awnser and took my Hand. "Come With me,My Child"She says. I was like pffft! "Do I looks like Child? Im 15 for petesake"I say to her. Toriel sighs. "Im sorry child but You Look Ten"She says. My mother told me being short was awesome 4'11 can apparently Mean that your ten! I walk with goat mom and Into her House cottage thing. "Hey Kiddo"I greet le Frisk. They wave back. "Can I go because this is cool and all but I wanna see the Rest of the game"I say. Toriel Looks at me Bewildered but nods Tell me that the door is down stairs. I than go downstairs and through da door. It got colder and I was freezing wishing that I broughta. Coat. I hear le Stalker and Fasted my walking. I fasted Until I fasted no longer and stopped at the bridge. I turned Around and looked to the skelly that was about to speak. "Well thats one way to do it well shake my hand"He says putting the hand with the woopie cusion. So I pull out his Other hand that was in his Pocket. "Howdy! Im Mia, Mia the Mia!"I greeted like the little bitch flower. Sans started to glare and took his hand back. "Hey I thought we were Friends?"I say confused. "Are you with flowey?"He growled. "Oh dat little bitch of a flower? No hes below my level! I just copied his intro! Sorry sansy" I say. He sighs in relief. "So You promise that your not with that weed?"Sans asked. I nod. "Yeah dat Bish Is stupid"I say than Smiled. "Well Im Sans the Skeleton"He greets. "I knew dat"I said. He sighs and looks to me. "Why did you come into the underground?"He asked. "I didnt decide...I fell into a random hole than saw that little bitch of a flower"I said Crossing My arms. Sans Chuckles. "Well isnt that UnBEARable"He says. I look at him with a raise Eye brow. "What did you say?"I ask. "Well I don't think You UNDERstand"He says and chuckles. I facepalm. "Oh please god no"I mutter. "Well I think their humorous"He says with a shit eating grin. I fell back into the snow. "Im Dead"I say. Sans chuckles. "My puns Killed ya?"He says. (I just realized that was a pun O-O) "yes it did"I reply. He laughs even More. I sit up and look at him. "Hey can ya stop? I trying to Die in peace..."I say. Sans Lays next to me. "Welp I'll die with you than"He says with a smile.

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That was 598 words....okie Than and Pika If I had to imagine The first timeline...This Is It .3.
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