I was playing Minecraft with my best friend when she showed me her lack of knowledge in the very game we were playing.
"What?!"
I rolled my eyes at Joelle,"Duh. Apples have been in the game for, like, almost a year."
"Wait, Caroll, how do you know this?" She seemed so stricken, you'd think I told her the world was going to end tomorrow. I took a deep breath.
"Geez, Joelle, everyone knows this by now."
"Not me!"
I hold back a laugh and shrug instead,"Well, you're you."
She makes a face at me and I make one back, "Just break the leaves. Or take down the entire tree,t doesn't really matter."
"You sure that's how you get them?" ,Joelle asked uncertainly.
"Yep."
Only a few minutes past before Joelle cried, "I didn't get any!"
"You don't always get them. Just sometimes. Most of the time."
"Are you sure? I'm not so sure."
"Geez, Joelle, yes. Calm down. Why don't you just watch me?"
She stares at my screen very intently, then calls out, "What!? How come you got apples and I didn't?
I rolled my eyes. Again. Joelle makes a big deal of it, then overreacts. Like usual.
"I told you, it's a randomized chance. Sometimes you get it, sometimes you don't."
Joelle frowns,"You sure? You're not hacking?"
I sighed,"No, okay? Calm down, case closed."
