"Gooood mornin, folks! I'm your host, Chirpy Chappy Chapman with a freshly baked batch o' Chirpiness for all o' ya this morning! An' I'm servin it with a dollop o' Scottish delight. Who's this Scottish delight you ask? Well, it's none other than the sickly sweet fella with a Scottish accent that's deeper than the deepest Loch! Or as the folks at St. Jude's know im.... It's Campbell Bain! " she introduces, in a grand manner. "Wow! She really talked our ears off with that intro, eh, folks? " Campbell teases. "You liked that intro, didntcha? Don't act like you weren't impressed by the way I royally described ya to our listeners, Sir Blush-a-lot! " she retorts,matching his teasing tone. "Well, shall we get on with the show, Lady Tease-a-lot? Our listeners await! " Campbell reminds, attempting to sound like a Scottish monarch! "Well then, wait's o'er, an' do we have a treat for y'all! We've got a stack o' records fresh outta the, uh....uhm....Campbell, what's the word for the place from where these records came from? " she asks, feigning unknowingness. Campbell scrunches up his face, silently making up a word in his mind. "Fresh outta the vinyl kiln, of course!" the witty Scot finally replies , appearing to sound like a know-it-all! "Of course! That's the word I was searching for! An' since we're feelin a bit rebellious this morning, here's a song from the new Eagles album, Hell freezes over- Get over it! " Chappy screams out the name of the song enthusiastically over the mic,forcing Campbell to cover his ears! She flashes him a mischievous grin, on seeing his reaction.
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FanfictionCampbell Bain begins his new job at BBC radio Scotland. But what happens when his closeness to his colleague, Emerald Chapman AKA Chappy makes Pearl jealous? Sequel to 'Loony in love' & book 2 o' the Campbell-Pearl trilogy. Dedicated to Ayesha Barre...
