Clown on Clown

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* The Chatroom is now active*

Harley: MISTAH J!!

Joker: Yes?

Harley: Could we go to the circus tomorrow?

Joker: Sure, But don't blame me if we're told to perform...

Harley: I'd actually love to do that, though!

Joker: Well, I won't

Harley: Embrace your clowness Mistah J!

Joker: Are you out of your mind? Me? Clowness?

Harley: *thinks*....Yeahh

Batman: I WANT A SANDWICH! HARLEYYYYYY!

Harley: Yeah? You need me Bman?

Batman: Can you make me a sandwich? Alfred is out buying groceries

Joker: NO ONE CAN MAKE HARLEY DO SOMETHING BUT ME!!!

Harley: Batman, YOU.ARE.A.SUPERHERO. You need to know how to live without Alfred, Bro!

Batman: Alright, I'll try...

Joker and Harley: Good

----------------- at the circus---------------

Harley: Mistah J! I want that stuffed llama!

Joker: Why? There's a much more cuter stuffed unicorn next to it and you pick the boring llama?!

Batman: ALFRED WHERE ARE THE LETTUCE?!?!?!

*Alfred has logged on*

Alfred: Master Bruce, They are where they are supposed to be. The Refrigerator

Batman: Ohhh...Uhmm... Where are you?

Alfred: Where you said I should be. In the Mall buying Groceries..

Harley: Mistah J!! I need your strength, I can't shoot the ball in the hoop!!

*Deadpool has logged on*

Deadpool: I can do that!!

*Deadpool has logged off*

Deadpool: I'll show 'ya, Harley!
*Shoots Ball* *Ball shoots in the hoop*

Harley: woahhhh....Mistah J!!! Deadpool WON ME A LLAMA!!!!

Joker: That should've been me :'(

Harley: Cheer up! Mistah J!

Deadpool: So, Harley, Would you like to go and get some chimichangas?

Harley: Nope. But I would if we'd go for burgers and if you'll take me to the cinemas and back home.

Deadpool: Well, Sure...

Joker: Harley, Did you just agreed to go on a date with Deadpool?

Harley: Maybe....Yes..... SEE 'YA LATER MISTAH J!

-----with Harley and Deadpool----

Deadpool: So, We got...Pixels...Again, Hunger Games..., and... OOOHH!! We should watch this! Dead...pool...red...band... DEADPOOL RED BAND. MY MOVIE!!

Harley: Sure, Let's go for Deadpool.

Deadpool: Aww Yiiiis!!!

++++++After the Movie++++++++

Harley: THAT WAS AWESOME!!

Deadpool: Ehh...That was ok..

Harley: Ok? Ok?! That was AWESOME!

Deadpool: No Fair! I slept when the fun part was playing!

Harley: Well, that's not mah problem. I stayed awake for YOUR movie!

Deadpool: Those burgers were so big it must've taken all my energy

Harley: Don't blame those burgers! You slept while watching YOUR movie!

Deadpool: Yeah Yeah whatever just hop in the car already...

Harley: *Hops in Deadpool's car* TO MAH HOUSE!

Joker: Harley! Go home NOW! I told you, you will be home at 8:00 P.M it's freakin' 9:00!!!

Harley: Chill, Puddin'! Deadpool's driving me home now

Joker: You are married, Harley! You should NOT go to dates with other people except me!

Harley: C'mon mistah J! If you keep up that attitude i'll make 'ya single again!

Deadpool: Yeah!

Joker: Shuttup! Will 'ya!

Deadpool: If you wanted me to not message here, why not just private message Harley?

Joker: Just Shut Up, DorkFace

Deadpool: DorkFace?

Joker: Why are you typing your name with a question mark?

Harley: That's it!! You're blowing my notifications off! You two,LOG OFF!

{Deadpool has sent a private message to Harley Quinn}

Harley: Deadpool, just please LOG OFF, You too Puddin'

*Deadpool has logged off*
*Joker has logged off*

Harley: Alone...

<Poison Ivy has turned invisibility off>

*Poison Ivy is now 'Ivy'*

Ivy: Not alone anymore Harley...

Harley: Hey Ivy!

Ivy: Wazzup?

Harley: Joker and Deadpool always fight...

Ivy: Got me on that...

Harley: Why??

Ivy: I saw them fight once...okay twice....okay a HUNDRED TIMES about tacos and burritos and also about sodas and milkshakes

Harley: I saw them fight over a single piece of Cheese flavored popcorn, and I repeat A SINGLE PIECE OF POPCORN

*Joker has logged on*

Joker: Sorry...

Harley: I thought I told you to log off

*Joker has logged off*

Ivy: Maybe it's not that bad

Harley: Try living with Joker and Deadpool in one house and them being your little bros

Ivy: O_O.... Maybe that is bad.... Okay, that is bad

Harley: Imma go mess with the batmobile BYE IVY!!

Ivy: Bye too!! Imma go and sleep!!

*Harley has logged off*
*Ivy has logged off*

[The Chatroom is now empty]

So... Do 'ya like it? I hope ya do! And out of the random just gonna list what symbols I use and for what those are or some'in...

**- If someone had logged of or logged in

[ ]- If the chatroom has been disconnected or empty

{ }-If someone sent a private message to someone

< >- If someone has turned invisibility off/on

I hope ya understood...coz I aint :) byeeee

~BearzPlayz < Mah Codename or something like that

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