STARBUCKS.S

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*Harley has logged on*

*Joker has logged on*

*Bane has logged on*

*Scarecrow has logged on*

*Ivy has logged on*

*Deadshot has logged on*

*Deadpool has logged on*

Harley: WAZZUP?!

Deadpool: What happened to her?

Joker: That's normal

Deadshot: You sure 'bout that?

Harley: I FOUND A UNICORN!!

Joker: WHERE?!?!

Harley: INSIDE THE ICE CREAM PARLOR!!

Joker: LET'S G--- wait, I saw that before it was a big poster of a unicorn

Harley: THEY HAVE FREE ICE CREAM!!!

Ivy: Is she scaring the customers and the boy at the cashier by screaming ' UNICORN UNICORN ALIENS!!!'

Bane: Did she had sugar?

Scarecrow: She has sugar rush, right?

Everyone except Harley: Yep..

Harley: Guys, I just.... blew up a starbucks branch

Deadshot: OH SNAP!!

*Starbucks manager has logged on*

Starbucks manager: Villains named: Harleen Quinzel, Jack Napier, Edward Nygma, Pamela Isley and Loki will be spending their time 24/7, 3 Weeks actually, working in the Starbucks in Gotham since Harley, blew up the one close to the Arkham Asylum and the branch you will be working at is not that far and not that close to Batman's Batcave. Thank You.

*Starbucks manager has logged off*

Harley: Well, let's get goin' ·Puts on Apron· (Quick Note this symbol '· ·' is when someone does something)

Everyone: ·Puts on Apron·

~~~~~~STARBUCKS~~~~~~¤¤¤¤¤

Joker: I changed the name of this branch to "STARBUCKS.S" meaning Starbucks "Suicide Squad"

Deadpool: Yeah,Yeah,Yeah. Get in here and you clean the toilet

Loki: I cannot believe I am involved here! I will not clean the floor!

Edward: Don't be a baby and clean up already.

Ivy: Worst.Job.Ever

Joker: Mine is the worst.

*Catwoman has logged on*

*Batgirl has logged on*

Catwoman: I'd like to have a cup of hot chocolate

Harley: Hot or Cold?

Catwoman: I said Hot right?

Harley:Bottle or Cup?

Catwoman: I said Cup

Harley: Ice or No Ice?

Catwoman: Does 'hot chocolate' have ice?! No Ice!!

Harley: Harley-made or scarecrow-made?

Catwoman: *angry* I'd rather choose scarecrow-made

Harley:Chocolate or Mocha?

Catwoman: A FRIGGIN' CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE!!!

Harley: Friggin' or Freakin'?

Catwoman: JUST MAKE THE DARN COFFEE!!

Harley: I thought you wanted Hot Chocolate...

Catwoman: JUST MAKE ME A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE SOI WOULD PAY YOU!

Harley: Oh and ScareCrow ain't here just Edward Nygma so..

Catwoman:....*tryna calm down*

Harley: That would be a hot chocolate-in a cup-No Ice-Harley Made- Not Mocha just a "friggin'" Hot Chocolate so you would pay us.

Catwoman: Yes, Pls.

~~~~AFTER 15 MINUTES~~~~~~

Harley: To------......----CATWOMAN YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE IN A CUP NO ICE 100% HARLEY MADE NOT MOCHA JUST A FRIGGIN NORMAL HOT CHOCOLATE SO YOU WOULD PAY US!!!!

Catwoman: What took it so long?

Harley: Difficulties... That would be $15

Catwoman: Here *pays Harley*

Harley: No tip?

Catwoman: No.Tip

Harley:Ohh...BYE!! THANKS FOR BUYING AT STARBUCKS.S!!

#####$$$$$/////AFTER 9 HOURS!!

Harley: Maybe Catwoman was the only customer we have today

{Joker is now J.Napier}

J.Napier: well bye!!!

[HARLEQUIN HAS DISCONNECTED THE FRIGGIN CHATROOM]

Changed the symbols guys!!

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