Em's Book Of Poorly Written Poetry #2

Hairdressers and Coffee Spills

Extremely short story I wrote for my media class

At 'Ottoline's Hair Cutting Shop' a young hairdresser by the name Piper Jane was taking her break. Piper Jane went to get a cup of tea because she was tired. She started to drink her tea until the cup slips from her hand and crashes onto the floor. Piper Jane was startled by this but decided to walk away and not clean it up.

Now, the lady working the front desk named Gigi went to go to the washroom. Sadly, Gigi slipped on Piper Jane's coffee and fell. During the fall, Gigi hit her head and died. Piper Jane turned around from the loud falling sound that happened and was shocked.

"I-I can't believe I did that!" Piper Jane says to herself.

"YOU DID THIS?!" Her manager yells at her.

"It was an accident!" Piper Jane exclaims. "I didn't mean to kill Gigi!"

"AAARGH!" Her manager yells again as he kills Piper Jane with a punch.

Piper Jane drops to the floor. Then the manager picks up both Piper Jane's and Gigi's bodies and throws them in the dumpster. Then order was restored to 'Ottoline's Hair Cutting Shop'.