A/N: Hi I am Rapunzel, you know the girl with the pretty hair that magically goes down her back and helps the weird stalker prince climb using her hair to do so! Actually sorry I am not her I am Barbie! Yep I am a Barbie girl in a Barbie world, life in plastic, it is fantastic! Nope sadly I am just a computer freak. *sighs* But whatever. Ok let it begin.......
~"OMG I weigh more than 90 pounds! How will Harry love me now!" and right after the "Barbie" girl hears Harry walk through the door almost as if on cue. "OMG Harry I am so fat!" "oh no your not babe you just ate more then usual, but do not worry you are perfect to me!" Harry says frantically to his "fat" girlfriend and she just cries.....Typical.
90 pounds at 18? You are one lucky girl! no wonder Harry the international hottie picked you. You poor thing! uh no. This is real life "Barbie" I am sorry but you can not eat at Wendy's and expect not to gain weight but nope I am wrong I guess..... because you have got to have Niall's metabolism! and Harry you made a big mistake! If you would have told me that if I was feeling insecure I would of kicked you in the balls. Couples gone wrong.
~ In a lot of fanfics there are always someone getting raped! yeah I know it catches your attention but still sometimes when you just want a sweet fanfic with no bad boy and when you find that one..... The girl gets raped! " I was walking the streets of London and before I knew it a big scary man had pinned me to a alley wall and started touching my thighs....... but then Mr. Supernatural Mop top saves me from my nightmare!! Yep Harry styles the guy that has nothing better else to do with his life! Harry punched the pervert square in the jaw and then hugged me and we did a heated make-out session! awesome."
Uh not awesome! Even Freaking Beauty from "beauty and the beast" has more sense than you! Does Beauty when Gaston harassed her, did she make out with beast when he saved her? No! I guess she will never learn! Oh yeah I am going to make out with a mysterious guy after I almost got raped, no big deal there. Rape gone wrong.
~Irish description of Niall? Does it ring a bell..... " I was at a meet and greet and I was freaking out in the inside feeling my guts go squishy and all a sudden something caught my eye... It was a Irish blonde hair boy with blue eyes that looked like smurfs and his sexy face's name was Niall." OR " I was kissing this boy that had had bright blue eyes exactly 5 centimeters long and his face looked pale but friendly and his hair looked like a trans Goldie locks! and this sexy beast I am sharing my gums and saliva with is the one and only niall"
OMG you give me a whole description of the boy which is good but then you go on and on and can't shut up ! Please chicka do not give me hours of explaining the looks and not tell me the name till 4 hours later! (a/n: I am not talking to you I am talking to the example) Oh wow someone please tell the blond headed, Irish sweet looking, white braces dude ,Niall to save me!!
~People cussing every sentence in the story! Have you seen a story where all it is scratch and looks very inappropriate! What happens if a 10 year old read that horrid stuff! Wait a second... A 10 year old probably wrote it! Never mind carry on wattpad...."What you fucking Dick did you really just fucking say my face did not look like a bimbo? Oh F-U-C-K you!!!! Oh yeah now go crawl to Louis and hope he will suck you cock!"
OH wow now that is just a potty mouth and it almost killed me to type that! Why is this girl typing all this ? and the thing is this is just a portion of what some people type! I am not trying to hate and I respect anyone and everyone's story but this is just ...nonsense! It is one thing to put that to show emotion only a couple times in a story, now that's not too bad because it is more than scratch but every sentence like this....now that sad. Cussing gone wrong.
~Typo errors? Oh I am sure you heard or seen this one! But lets not judge people because that's wrong and we can only hope a dictionary strums to their heart one day.... anyway lets begin! "wut r u doin harreh u shod no not 2 be hum lat 4 diner!" "wut beb I did not men it! it is jus a hubit" "wel cum hum erly nxt time" "kk beb".
SSSSSS- not good. But do no judge people like this just try to help them or give them a dictionary for their birthday...... (your friend is having her B-day party) "OMG what did you get me bestie" she screeched to you. You smiled at her awkwardly and handed her a Polk a dot box. Your friend jumped in excitement of what it is and said "awe thanks I really hope you got me those bullae shoes I wanted!". Your face went blank with no explanation and before you could stop her she opened the box that could cause her death....Your friend teared the wrapper off and she said awkwardly "yay a dictionary..." you nodded and everybody went silent. "Uh yeah I thought you wanted help with words for writing". Your friend said while crying with tears wetting her face 'you think I can not spell?". You quickly went to comfort your sensitive awkward friend....." Ok so maybe not do not give them a dictionary! But if you have a friend like that, tell he or she but say it nicely. Spelling gone wrong.
A?N : I hope you enjoyed and please vote and comment!!!! Ok well thanks for reading this:) If I get comments and votes then I shall continue and I know this was more of a funny quote thing but it is only the beginning so ...there will be more chapters to actually tell about common plots! Ok well thanks my cool people:)
