Aries: strongest...forehead...ever
Taurus: Long arms and big ears...Maybe?
Gemini: SYMMETRICAL AS ALL FUCK
Cancer: Big ass hands
Leo: Long fingernails and teeth-like claws
Virgo: looks perfect 24/7
Libra: balanced but will never be as symmetrical as Gemini
Scorpio: Evil and probably planning something
Sagittarius: Jean Kirtchein
Capricorn: climbing gard to climb 90 degree slopes to lick salt deposits
Aquarius: Always holds a water bottle
Pisces: Happy Tears
