Aries: I'm better than all of you assholes.
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I'm going to pretend I care about what you just said.
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: fuck you bitch I'm fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: you're all uncultured swines.
Libra: stop war, hug more.
Scorpio: I'm tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend.
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I'm hot and gay.
Pisces: fuck my life.
