"Hey, Ronnie, who's that. Over there, dressed in pink?!"
"I don't know, but he has gorgeous abs."
"Yes they're quite nice, but why is he- holy snapecakes!!! is that a unicorn?!?!?"
"yes, Paul, I think it is!"
"Good god man!"
"Well I'll be. A unicorn! Right here in Diagon Ally! and quit a nice one at that!"
" Yes, yes indeed- hey, did you happen to notice that the man dressed in pink is walking with the unicorn?"
"Oh, yes he is isn't he. Strange. Where do you suppose they're going Ronnie?"
"I really don't know, Paul, I really don't know. hmm, do you suppose they're walking toward us?"
"What would make you say that, Ronnie?"
"Well, for one thing they're standing right at our noses, Paul!"
"Oh, yes it does seems so doesn't it. Oh! Look here Ronnie I'm petting the unicorn! Petting it I say!"
"Oh! Yes indeed Paul! Right you are, you! Look here though, I'm touching the strange snake-eyed-half-human-gorgoeus-abbed man!! Oh my sir, you look like you could use some of that new frog toad skin cream! Doesn't he look like he needs some of that, Paul?"
"Oh, yes, i think he does Ronnie! Don't you think so unicorn? Can i call you Swchers? Oh good! Now Swachers, don't you think that-"
"ENOUGH!!!! YOU SCROUNGY LITTLE FOOLS!!! HOW DARE YOU ACT LIKE I AM SOME MEASLY MOODBLOOD ON THE STREET, THAT YOU CAN TALK TO IN YOUR RIDICULOUS GAY SOUNDING VOICES OF YOURS!!! I SHOULD TURN YOU INTO A-"
"I think thats enough, Tommy."
"Holy snicker-cakes!! did you hear that Ronnie? Swachers just spoke!"
"Oh yes i did hear that Paul, Quite strange indeed!"
"OH MY GOD!!!!! YOU-....YOU...UGH!!! YOU NINCOMPOOPS!! AAHAHGHGAHAAH!!"
"Now tom, there's no need to use your distressed teenage boy voice."
"I know."
This was perhaps the strangest thing to be seen on Diagon Ally. Many spectators had come to see what all the shouting was about, and where surprised to see the Dark Lord screaming at two oddly gay looking middle-aged wizards. Not to mention a very magnificent unicorn was standing in the midst of the scene, trying to calm down the Dark Lord. Yes, quit strange indeed.
But the strangest part happened next
Voldemort got down on one knee and said:
"Salia, I've....known you for quite a while now and.....well i just wanted to say...well ask.......can i ...uh.. .....can i drink your blood?"
"Oh yes i will ma- wait what?"
"Can i drink your blood. "
"what are you a vampire?!! Cuz I've had enough of though for a lifetime.....stupid edward...and your just like him!!! Really you are! Your cold and pale and you snore and have no respect what-so-ever for fine galloping!! No grace! You both have no grace!!"
"Jeez, calm down. Sorry, but you know i still have to eat you right?"
"WHAT??!!??!"
"Yeah. Oh and you people in the audience might want to look away, Because you know what they you are what you eat!'
"Oh my Ronnie! I'm afraid that it won't be pretty!"
"Indeed Paul, indeed! It's best we look away."
A minute later, in the middle of the streets of Diagon Ally, was a dead unicorn, three twinkies and a screaming cloaked figure.
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that was weird. twinkies. plz comment on my randomness (mostly positive though...please!
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