this was just a really random idea.i got bored. i hope i spelled everything right! ;-)
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Looking into her mischievous eyes, Lord Voldemort felt like little Tom Riddle again, playing a prank on the other children in the orphanage.
"My love, where shall we go next to attempt in destroying Harry Potter?" cooed Voldemort.
"Well, actually, I was thinking-"
"I've got it!" The Dark Lord cut her off, " We can sneak into Hogsmeade and when they visit we'll be there to DESTROY HIM!!!! MWA HA HA!!!" He let out a villainous laugh. " Do you think that will work, my darling Dolores?"
"Ummmmm,......sure, yeah, o-of course." Said Dolores Umbrige in an annoyingly high voice, " But, uh, wile we're there," She said, slowly walking her fingers up his chest, " could we possibly do something more....... fun?"
"What!!" Boomed The Dark Lord, swatting her fingers off his chest, " What could possibly be more fun than destroying our arch nemesis?!"
"Ummmm..." Dolores said, " Mini Golf?"
Voldemort sighed, "maybe after."
"Kay," Said Umbridge, giggling like a school girl "I gotta get home. Meet me there tomorrow at 6:00." With that she turned off the Beatles C.D. that was playing, and left the janitor's closet.
"Try not to get caught on your way out." She called over her click-clacking pink heels. "The Ministry has really tightened up on security, since that stupid Potter boy."
I know, I know,Voldemort wanted to say. But he didn't. Instead he took the George Lopez mask off a shelf and shoved it on his face. After waiting a few minutes, he strode out of the closet, through the Minestry of Magic, and finally apperated to the Malfoy Manor to crash for the night.
