Hurt her. I'll kill you.

Chapter 5

when I came back from the bathroom, I saw Harry sleeping on his bed.

"HARRY JAMES POTTER! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED!" I screamed in Harry's ear.

"What the hell, Maria?" Harry asked.

"You can't sleep all day." I told him.

"Why not?" He whined.

"Fine, I'll tell Sirius that you don't wanna talk." I said walking out of the room.

"WAIT, MARIA! WAIT!" I heard Harry yell.

"What's with all the yelling?" Sirius asked me.

"Well let's just say, Harry's awake now." I told Sirius smirking.

"Maria, what did you do?" Sirius asked sounding kinda amused.

"Why don't you go ask Harry?" I asked giggling.

"What do you wanna ask me?" Harry asked from behind me.

"How did Maria wake you up?" Sirius asked, amused.

"She fucking screamed in my ear." Harry said.

"Harry language." Sirius said laughing.

"It's not funny, she can yell." Harry told him.

"Hahaha!" I laughed so hard, I started crying.

"Maria, calm yourself." Sirius said to me.

"Hahaha! I can't! Hahaha!" I said laughing.

"Maria, it's not funny." Harry said.

"What's wrong with Maria?" Uncle Remus asked.

"She thinks it's funny that she almost made me go deaf." Harry told Uncle Remus.

"It is funny!" I said still laughing.

"Maria, calm down." Uncle Remus said.

It took me a while, but eventually I stopped laughing and went to eat breakfast.

"So what are we doing today?" I asked curiously.

"Clean." Mrs. Weasley said.

"That's what you woke me up for, Sissy!" Harry exclaimed sounding ticked.

"Sorry, Harry, but I wasn't gonna let you sleep all day. You have to do something productive." I told him.