Pepe Love

Love at First Meme

I heard a knock on my door. I got up from my bed and headed over to see who it was. I opened the door and there he was; he was gorgeous. His heavenly voice was making me sweat. "Hey" he croaked, "the names Pepe. Pepe the Frog. I just moved next door." I noticed myself starring at him. "My names Gertrude, it's a pleasure to meet you." I got so nervous that I farted. Don't worry, it was a silent one. "What is that wonderful smell?" Asked Pepe "Oh! Would you look at the time, i have to get back to my house." I was practically saturated in sweat at this point. Seeing him hungrily lick his lips as a bug flew by made me wet. "Maybe I could help you move in soon." "I'll take that offer." He winked at me, "Stay froggy." And just like that, he walked away. I was laying in my bed thinking about him that night when I saw my phone light up...