Laughs. Because ya need 'em.

Midnight Food

Waking up at 2:00 AM just to sneak downstairs to make yourself some Hot Pockets and trying your best to not get caught.

This is me though.

Me: *goes downstairs quietly and ending up missing two steps and spraining my ankle*

Me: *gets Hot Pockets out of the freezer but ends up dropping them*

Me: *faceplants after trying to pick the bag up in the dark*

Me: *gets the plate into the microwave perfectly and quietly*

Me: *forgets to take the plate out before the microwave beeps*

Me: *internally screams and dies*

It's a gift that my parents are deep sleepers.