40 Things That Nick Wilde Has Vowed To Never Do

What Would Happen If...

So I decided to expand this a little bit. This is to show what would happen if Nick swayed from his vow. You could also pick one from the list and ask me to expand it for you.

For me, this first one is my favorite.

#36: Signing Chief Bogo's name on a dating website.

"YOU SODDING MANGY MISCREANT!" Boomed a loud scold from Chief Bogo.

His angry bouts were so loud that it made everyone in the precinct stop in their tracks and shutting off their respective mouths to listen in on the angry bull and the poor soul that who had to face his infamous fury.

Though it wasn't like they could hear the poor fellow, for the Chief's shouting had drowned the voice of whoever it was the buffalo was shouting at.

"Oh boy..."

Down below the lobby, Clawhauser braced himself for the inevitable by clutching one of his Gazelle throw pillows to his chest. All the while listening intently to the raging bull.

"YOU CALL THAT A VIABLE REASON?" He shouted again.

A few seconds of silence.

"DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP!  YOU DAMAGED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF LAWN GNOMES, ALMOST GETTING AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER KILLED AND FOR WHAT?! TO CATCH A THUG THAT STOLE A TEN DOLLAR WATCH?!"

"Hey spots."

The portly feline flinched at the sudden attention. He looked down from the counter only see that it was just Nick.

"What's going on?" the fox asked.

Clawhauser lifted a finger and pointed up just in time to hear another shout from Bogo's office.

"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF IT WAS FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND! YOU ARE HERE BY SUSPENDED! EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! HAND OVER YOUR GUN AND YOUR BADGE!"

There was loud wooden bang, then the door to the Chief's office burst open. A disgruntled and somewhat terrified Polar bear emerged from the metaphorical doorway from hell. If the ursine had a longer tail it would've been tucked between his legs as he made his way down to the lobby, and eventually leaving through the double doors.

Nick and Clawhauser looked at the bear sympathetically.

And once the chief himself walked out of his office, it was only then that every mammal in the room started moving again. Continuing on doing whatever it was that they were previously engaged in.

"Geez." Nick huffed, "Who spat in his oatmeal this morning?"

Clawhauser sighed, "Chief had a bad evening."

The fox raised an inquisitive brow at the feline.

"And that means?"

"Dinner with the ex wife."

"Oh."

He gave a brief glance at the double doors, "And the suspended bear?"

The cheetah sighed, "Just a poor guy being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"WILDE!"

Clawhauser flinched whilst Nick remained nonplussed. The fox looked up, only to meet up with the chief's angry glare.

The bull's death glare seemed to intensify as he stared down at nonchalant canine.

"Office. Now." he ordered menacingly, before walking away.

Nick turned to Clawhauser and asked, "Do I have time to write my last will and testament?"

When the feline shook his head no, Nick just chuckled and made his way up to the Chief's office.