Heya! Got a new request here.
#16: Gawking at Judy's butt when I'm sure she's not looking.
And,
#17: Or giving it a hard slap before yelling "Go get em tiger!"
(For Kim020503)
It might be a little shorter than my standards but I sorta got a schedule to keep.
You ready? Let's do this!
My anaconda don't!
My anaconda don't!
My anaconda DONT. WANT. NONE. UNLESS YOU'VE GOT BUNS HON!
"Nick, would you please turn that noise off!"
Nick turned the volume down.
"What noise?" the fox asked incredulously.
"That noise!" she pointed at their cruiser's FM radio.
"That offensive noise that you call music!"
"It is music."
"No it's not!" the rabbit argued. She gave her partner a glare.
"Okay." Judy's glare didn't faze him, he raised an eyebrow at her. "What would you call it?"
"Oh a number of things really..." she then raised her paw to count them down, "Degrading comes to mind. As well as sexist, perverted and it shows that men only see women as nothing more than an ass with legs!"
A beat passes.
"To name a few." she added.
For a while, Nick stayed quiet. It looks as though he was contemplating his partner's words.
"You're right." he concluded. Judy, to say the least, was surprised. Nick would never admit he was wrong, still he looked sincere enough.
"Why would I listen to a song about butts when I could just look at yours?"
Then everything just stopped.
"What?" Judy muttered, the nerves in her paws suddenly going numb.
"You heard me." Nick said as he leaned against the passenger seat, throwing his arms behind his head and kicking his feet on the dashboard. "Now that I think about it, I have never really appreciated how full your behind is."
A hard blush immediately stained Judy's cheeks.
"You know I could report you to Mammal Resources." she threatened, it lost it's intended effect however when she decided to look away from her grinning partner.
"No you won't." Nick said in a sing-song tone. "You love me, too much!"
The bunny Officer dared a glance at the fox. Still, his grin was still present. No surprise there.
"And I..." Nick continued, his voice turning low and gruff "Love your voluptuous booty."
"Oh god, Nick not now!" Judy whined, her blush becoming too obvious under her fur.
Much to her relief, Nick said nothing more to further antagonize her. A stable enough silence flooded the whole cruiser, and with silence came Judy's train of thought.
Judy pulled over when the stoplight turned red on an intersection. Her eyes slightly moved to glance at her partner.
He likes my butt? Came a random thought.
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40 Things That Nick Wilde Has Vowed To Never Do
FanficWe all know that our friendly neighborhood fox has never been (or ever will be) a saint. So here's a list of things that Nick Wilde himself has vowed to never do.
