Normal is boring.

"Do you know how unattractive that is?"

~Elizabeth's POV~

After a good couple of hours (five and a half to be exact) I'd managed to get Luke's bed built, so now, I just need to build mine and then I'd be able to go to sleep.

Although, Luke's bed looks really comfy.

Before I even know what I'm doing, I had taken my phone in my hand and found myself dialing my best friend's number.

"Hello?"

"Yeah, uh, hi!" I answer quickly.

"Should I be worried?" Luke's voice sounds and I'm fighting the urge to laugh. The way he'd said those words was so hilarious; it was almost like he doesn't trust me! Silly Luke.

"No, 'course not! I just... I finished your bed!" I exclaim cheerfully and I hear him laugh on the other side.

"Already??" the mocking tone in his voice is so obvious that it was almost impossible to miss it.

"Haha, funny."

"You know you love me, right? Is my bed the only thing you've made?" he asks me and I nod, even though he couldn't see me.

"Uh. Possibly. Probably." more laughter.

"Seriously! That thing tried to kill me! More than once! Oh my goodness, it was so mean to me, Luke! And the pieces didn't want to stay together, and one of the thingies shot out and scratched my face so I have a bandage on my forehead, do you know how unattractive that is? And I'm all sweaty now. But yeah, your bed is done. Now, the question. Since your bed took me long enough to build, I was wondering if I could maybe, you know... Sleep with you tonight, because I don't have the courage to make mine?" All I hear is laughter, and he certainly isn't the only one laughing.

"Luke Gillice, who is with you and why in the name of God am I on speaker?" I screech, my voice cracking at the end and I hold the phone further from my ear as they (whoever they were) start laughing harder, one of them even sounded like a retarded seal.

You know, that sound that is really annoying?

Imagine a seal, clapping and making that noise.

You have that image?

Good, hold it for a second, and then forget it forever, because it can be quite traumatizing.

"Lizzy, love, meet One Direction!" Luke exclaims and I'm shocked. I knew that his shop had some famous people over, but One Direction was huge, and his store... Well, not so huge.

"I'm sorry, what?" I choke out, suddenly having a minor heart attack since I basically told One Direction how unattractive I look right now.

"Yeah! Say hi, love!" Luke cheers happily.

"Uh, hi." I mutter. I've never been a "directioner" or whatever, but I know what they look like and what their names are and stuff, and I definitely knew that they were hot.

All incredibly, amazingly hot.

And right now, I was on the phone with all of them.

Oh my goodness, what if my phone melted due their cuteness??

"Hi!" I hear a raspy voice call out and I immediately know who's on the other line. Harry's voice is the only voice that I seem to recognize, since it's so raspy and deep and incredibly hot and... I'm going to stop this rant right now before you too start to drool over the fact that his voice is beautiful and ridiculously sexy.

"So, uh, Luke! Any reason why you put me on speaker and made me tell One Direction how ugly I am right now?" Luke only laughs.

"You started about how unattractive people look with bandages on their foreheads..."