Super Cliche Percy Jackson Fanfiction!

ZEUS CALM TF DOWN

[Aqua's POV]
I woke up to the sound of rumbling. Gods dammit. Zeus was mad again. Yay. I wonder what happened. Probably him and Poseidon argued again. Oh well. I got dressed and woke my squad up. We all went to Starbucks to get coffee. I got a caramel frappé with extra whipped cream. We left Starbucks and headed back into the forest. We fought several monsters and killed them all flawlessly. We got tired and Nico shadow-traveled us to California. YAY!

We went to Los Angeles and to a mall. Me, Luna, and Alexia went to Hollister, America Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, Aeropostale, and Victoria's Secret. We all bought a ton of clothes from all of those places. The boys hung out in the food court. Then we went to the beach and hung out for a while. I wore my sexy new bikini. The bra is strapless and an aqua color. The bottoms tied at the sides and were black. Me and Leo swam and then we kissed passionately. After the sun set, we all went to a hotel and stayed there for the night.

TIME-SKIP TO MORNING YAY

When I woke up, I was no longer in the hotel. I was in a dimly lit room tied to a chair. My mouth had duct tape over it. Someone came into the room. I realized it was Jake, a son of Zeus.
"I'm assuming you know who I am?" he said. I nodded my head.
"Well then. I have to inform you that Zeus and Poseidon are fighting again. The camp is divided, Team Zeus versus Team Poseidon. You are a daughter of Poseidon. If I keep you here, then team Poseidon will have one less ally."
I smirked. I knew that Poseidon would eventually win. But I still wanted to fight. I shrugged and Jake left the room. If he thinks he can keep me in here, he's dead wrong. I used my super sharp finger nails to cut through the ropes. I grabbed my dagger and climbed out the window. It was dark outside. I vapor traveled to the hotel my fam was staying at and met them there. They were all were worried sick about me but happy that I was back! After all, I was, like, the most important person there!11!1 Soon after, we started our adventure back to CHB.

(A/N) Do people actually read this, or are do they just look at the first chapter and are like "lol nope, byee"? And I still have no idea what happened in this chapter because I wrote this through three nights when I was really tired. Oops. Um, yeah. Thanks for the reads and all that jazz. I'm really tired so Ima go now.

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