Super Cliche Percy Jackson Fanfiction!

Meet Aquamarine Jackson!

(A/N) So, this is my first published fanfiction. If you read the description, then you know it's a super cliche PJO/HoO fanfic. It's not a serious thing and it's just a little funny piece. Rick Riordan owns the Percy Jackson characters and series. I only own my characters, which I'm sure you can figure out. Okay, now go read the chapter! =p

Hi! My name is Aquamarine Sea Shell Ocean Pearl Seaweed Perfect Jackson! I'm a daughter of Poseidon and I'm the twin sister of Percy Jackson! I live in a 7468953 story mansion with my foster parents. My real mom and dad left me when I was a baby. My room takes up the entire 6388th floor! Gods, I am so poor. The walls are all bright pink and I have 13 TVs. That's so little! My bed is quintuple king sized bed and it's so small! I barely have any room to stretch out! My wardrobe is filled with only the fanciest designers and clothing lines. Today, I'm wearing white designer booty shorts and a sea green blouse that matches my sea green orbs. I brushed my silky jet black hair and put it in a side ponytail and put real pearls in it. I head to my private bathroom and get out all of my super expensive make up. I look in the mirror and see my face. Oh my gods, I am sooo ugly! Not even my make up could fix this. I still put on my mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow, blush, and lipstick. I then head downstairs to the first floor where the buffet is. I look around and see my foster mom. I scowl and grab a piece of toast from the buffet. I walk outside and my personal chauffeur picks me up and takes me to school.

I arrive at school 15 minutes before the bell is supposed to ring. I meet my friend Stacey at my locker. "Hey Stace!"
"OMG, HI!" Stacey says. "I haven't seen you in forever! 8 hours away from each other is way to long!"
"Oh my gods, I know right! I've missed you so much!"
We walk to home room together and sit down next to each other. We whisper about the cute boys that will never notice us because we're so ugly and everybody hates us. The bell rings and our hr teacher walks into the classroom. Suddenly, where Mrs. Peddleson was standing, there was a weird humanoid bat creature! I reached into my leather Prada purse and pull out my celestial bronze dagger and killed the thing in one slash. Then, a really cute boy with curly hair and brown eyes ran into the room and grabbed my hand, rushing out of the room. He lifted me up onto a metal dragon and then jumped on himself. I wrapped my arms around his waist and we flew off into the sunset. Then, I fainted.

We arrived at some camp in an hour. The dragon landed and I rolled off. "Where am I?"
"Camp Half-Blood," the boy said, "I'm Leo Valdez, by the way,"
"OMG YOU'RE LEO VALDEZ? MARRY ME!"
"Uh,"
Suddenly, there was a glowing symbol over my head. It was some sort of fork. All these people I didn't even know started bowing down to me.
"All hail Aquamarine Jackson, daughter of Poseidon," I heard someone say. And then I fainted.