Space Cupcakes ⇢ Kylux au

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General Hux: PHASMA WHERE ARE YOU

General Hux: I NEED HELP

Cpt Phasma: I'm out buying snacks

General Hux: What, why?

General Hux: Neither of us ever have snacks

General Hux: Unless we have company

Cpt Phasma: no reason

Cpt Phasma: sometimes I get hungry in the night Hux

General Hux: Fine whatever I need your help

Cpt Phasma: I told you, she's your cat, your problem

General Hux: No wOMAN WOULD YOU LISTEN

Cpt Phasma: yes go on

General Hux: Ok

General Hux: Let's say, I think I've fallen in love with a cupcake

General Hux: This cupcake is very special to me

General Hux: It's warm, and gorgeous

General Hux: And I... Eat it a lot?

General Hux: Sure lets go with that

General Hux: I thought I'd let go like with my parents

General Hux: But I literALLY CAN'T

General Hux: Because I love this cupcake, more than any other cupcake in the whole world

General Hux: How is that even possible

General Hux: And I don'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF

Cpt Phasma: Hux don't fuck with me

Cpt Phasma: are you serIOUS?!

Cpt Phasma: tell me more about this cupcake, details

General Hux: Vanilla base, lots of black sprinkles ..?

Cpt Phasma: OK THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW

Cpt Phasma: I'LL HELP YOU LATER YOU LITTLE BEAN BUN <3

General Hux: Oh ok! HURRY UP THEN

Cpt Phasma disconnected

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Cpt Phasma named the chat: 4 days

Cpt Phasma: AH

Cpt Phasma: AH GUYS GUYS

Kylo Rxn: wHAT IS IT PHHHAS

Cpt Phasma: whoops one sec

Cpt Phasma removed Kylo Rxn

Cpt Phasma: HUX SAW THE LIGHT I REPEAT HE SAW THE LIGHT

Cpt Phasma: HE'S IN LOVE WITH THE VADER NERD

Cpt Phasma: HE JUST TOLD ME

Jedi-Rey: SERIOUSLY?!

Pilot Poe: he was bound to eventually lmao

Stormy-Finn: That's great news Phasma! :D

Cpt Phasma: ok ok keep it quiet

Cpt Phasma added Kylo Rxn

Cpt Phasma: sorry about that Ky

Cpt Phasma: something broke I think

Kylo Rxn: oh ok hah

Kylo Rxn: what's the bIG THING PHAS?!

Cpt Phasma: oh uh 4 dAYS KY 4 DAYSS

Kylo Rxn: I fuckin know right I can't wait

Cpt Phasma: me neither I got snacks when you guys come

Cpt Phasma: and I've sorted sleeping arrangements in our apartment

Kylo Rxn: for all four of us?

Cpt Phasma: yes some will be happier than others

Pilot Poe: yep that's directed at us Finn

Stormy-Finn: I'M NOT SLEEPING ON NO COUCH

Stormy-Finn: More importantly I'm not sharing a couch with Poe

Stormy-Finn: Last time I did that he kept pushing me off, jerk

Pilot Poe: <3

Stormy-Finn: >:/

Cpt Phasma: I've got a blow up bed for you guys in the living room

Pilot Poe: niice

Cpt Phasma: Rey gets the couch

Jedi-Rey: cool with me

Cpt Phasma: aaaand Kylo

Cpt Phasma: I'll tell you in 4 days

Kylo Rxn: wHAT NO HOLD UP THERE

Cpt Phasma disconnected