okay is it wrong that I get hungry every minute ? like everytime i do something , i get hungry instantly. and to be honest , I'm actually still starving right now.
I NEED FOOD.
FOOD IS LIFE.
tell me , doesnt the picture itself make you hungry ?
it doesnt ?
okay act like it does lol.
i mean c'mon i need some kind of travelling food machine to feed me whenever im hungry. where do they sell this stuff ? oh right. they dont.
einstein , you gotta come out from your grave and build me this machine.
i also need a double dose of cash everyday. something that gives me a 10% extra everyday without any limitations.
Now isn't that happiness ?
if you are questioning whats my fav food , the answer is EVERYTHING.
Pizza
Lamb chop
Sundae
Grilled fish
bla bla bla bla
you name it , i like it.
wait.
dont you dare name those disgusting crickets and aborted babies. ew no. those aint food people.
and yes , the chinese eat aborted babies. no offence but yea its true.
done puking ?
so i have to the conclusion that i need a food machine to keep me alive. bc if i dont have one. i will turn into a zombie.
i'm srs bruh.
get me a machine , and i will shower you with laff 😂❤
YOU ARE READING
stress and screams.
Random-"you can't make everyone happy. you're not pizza." >official rant book for @ohxijins !
