I'm writing smut for ErinTimber <333 I hope you like it.
It was probably 1744 or something I don't fucking know. But he had a secret lover you know, because during this time it was really frowned upon to be in an affair with someone your same sex. Russia is a big meaty Russian though so who really cares you feel? Anyways so he comes to he secret home in America, it's very secret. Coming to greet his lover Davie. "Hello Davie" he said. "Hello baby bear." Davie said going over tie Russia and giving him a big kiss on the cheek for something. Then suddenly they were both naked and on a bed. Russia was on top of Davie shoving his giant Russia meat stick into Davie's poop shaft. Davie moaned v load, so did Russia as he came into Davie's butt hole (bc you know they don't have condoms that long ago, how unsafe!!! ). "Oh Davie" "oh Russia." Then they have gay cuddles lol
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IGGY forgive me brother I'm laughing so hard at this joke I swear to god, Rusie has gone too far.
