When Boredom Hits

I Honestly Don't Know Anymore

I know it's a WONDERFUL way to start of a book(yeah, no introduction? Bravo me), but I'm an awkward otaku... Yeah...

Anyway, to get to the point, I beg you not to kill me, because I found some hysterical pick-up lines, and I just had to write 'em down. Yeah, pretty low of me, I know. But! Some I couldn't even look at they were so good. Here, I put 'em into sections, so you can see just what ones I found(as of right now).

Btw, I will be updating this book pretty regularly, so get used to seeing some funny crap! And what I look up when I'm bored beyond belief :P

Cute Pick-Up Lines:

1. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle you? (Me: AWWWW)

2. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together

3. If you a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber (Me: *facepalm*)

4. It seems I've lost my number. Can I have yours?

5. Do you have a map? I seem to be getting lost in your eyes (Me: Wow... *claps sarcastically*)

Pick-Up Lines That Will Give You The Biggest Facepalm:

1. Is your dad a baker? Because you got some nice buns! (Me: Kill me now)

2. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me (Me: NUUUUUU)

3. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

4. Are an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids (Me: BACK UP TEN FEET!!!)

5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you (Me: I hate you SO much)

And that's it. You are free to leave, the door's to your left.