I met this girl
She's just great
This girl I just adore
The problem is
She has much more
Than I had bargained for
She's got that style
She's got that smile
She's got the walk
She's got the talk
She's got that zing
There's just one thing
She's got a penis
She's got that flair
Knows what to wear
She's got that face
That girl is grace
She's got pizzaz
To bad she has
A penis
Now there's always some failure
Always some flaw
Ain't that what they call
Murphy's law
But male genitalia
That's where I draw the line
Besides
Hers is bigger than mine
My life's a mess
Cause under that dress
She's got a
P-E-N-I-S
YES!
