Vanoss Crew/Banana Bus Squad dirty oneshots <3

H2O Vanoss: The Race

{3rd P.O.V ; not really dirty. , no smut ; IRL but playing gtaV}

"EVAN!!!!" Del slightly yelled into his mic,

"whatttt"

"I want foooood"

Evan snickered at Jonathons remark. He was waiting behind the side of AMMU*NATION, the building Delirious was buying proximity mines in. "Delirioussss" Evan smiled smugly, "come out of there I wanna race!"

The masked man walked out of the store unsuspiciously and was about to hop onto his custom vehicle when he saw Evan hiding behind the shop.

"WAIT WHAT ARE Y-"

Evan activated the mine he had planted, inturupting del and then burst out laughing when he flew.

"H-Heyyyy," Jonothan couldn't help but chuckle his signature laugh between words, "You're meannn!"

"Its not my fault! you make it to easy." Evan spoke as he picked up the cash Delirious had droped

"Hey- You know what? Your on!" Delirious popped up behind the store and shot evan in the head, missing multiple times but still managing to hit him.

"HEY!!" Vanoss spoke as the wasted sign popped up on his screen for the first time today.

Delirious picked up his money and quickly deposited it to the online bank. "You still wanna race? I bet cha' Ill beat ya." Delirious smirked.

"You sure about that, delirious?" Jonathon was known for being a very bad driver.

The masked man laughed "Oh I've got some tricks up my sleeve..." He smirked wildly.

"whatever you say Jonathon." evan scoffed. "easy money" he said quitely.

~Time skip brought to you by DEWritos~

Evan and delirious where lined up on their bikes. The timer seemed to count down too fast.READY.....SETGO!

Delirious took the lead because of the speed of his bike, not so much for how he dodged traffic. By the time Evan caught up to him, his bike was trashed, videogame physics being the only reason he hasn't broke down yet. Evan suddenly swerved in front of Jonathon, causing him to suddenly stop his bike. The owl snickered and flipped Del off after taking the lead.

"So where's that trick you were talking about?" Evan slightly yelled, as if they were Truely in this scenario. The finish line was in his sight. His character leaned forward, making his pants look a little too tight in the back.

Jon chuckled "I don't know, I kinda like it back here!" smirking wildly and pausing for a couple seconds,

"Nice view."

He said as seductively as one could with only two words.

Evan blushed furiously. He suddenly let go of the right trigger and joystick, the previous speed sending him straight into a tree.

"H-hey, t-t-that's not fair." He said, barely managing to get it out with the sudden uncomfortable feel of his pants tightening. Really Evan? pull yourself together he thought while mentally face palming.

Vanoss cleared his throat, Delirious had already passed the finish line "you distracted me Jonathon!"

Jon shuddered as Evan called him by his real name and stopped snickering. He switched to skype in time to see Evan's gorgeous and might I add highly flushed face.

"You okay Evan? you're cheeks are quite red." he said complacently.

By then Evan had switched to skype as well and once noticed how pink his face truly was.. "Yea...Yea just a fever. that's all."

Evans jaw unhinged.

Delirious had turned his camera on.

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{A/N: sorry its so short, not smut, and that I left you on a cliff hanger XD just thought it was cute like this >:3 Requests down bellowwwww :D)