Bella and Cissy on Life and other 'intresting' topics......

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Bella and Cissy on Life and other 'intresting' topics......

Cissy: Paste!!!

Bella:......Moving away from that...odd, subject, today we will be disscussing....er, over to you Cissy.

Cissy: (Noisily eating ice-cream)

Bella: Um, Cissy? ...Cissy?!

Cissy: (Looks up to find everyone staring at her messy face) What?

Bella: Um, choose a topic that we can talk about.

Cissy: (Confused) You're supposed to be the smart one! You choose!

Bella: Actually that's you...

Cissy:... Oh.

Bella: Riight.......

Cissy: I don't like dictionaries.

Bella: Why not?

Cissy: Because they're annoying.

Bella: How are they annoying?

Cissy: Well, they're always telling you to spell things with an ea or Ee or ie or ei and it's annoying!!!!

Bella: They're not even alive!!

Cissy: EXACTLY!!!! That's what makes them so annoyingly smart and nerdy!!!! Just give the encyclopaedia some glasses and it can be Samuel Kerby!

Bella: What do encyclopaedias have to do with dictionaries?

Cissy: I don't know! What does anything have to do with anything?!? Why does an ostrich stick it's head in the ground?!? Why am I a girl?!? Why do we hate Maths?!? Sometimes there's no answers!!!!

Bella: I think that's enough...(looks at Cissy who is sobbing uncontrollably on the floor...)

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