Bella: Okay, so personally me and Cissy find this completely pointless. I mean Tom Felton is obviously so much more hotter than Taylor Lautner! He doesn't take steroids to make his muscles bigger or anything else fake! Right Cissy?
Cissy: Exactly! But...
Bella: But what?
Cissy: Well, I love Tom Felton more than Taylor Lautner but you have to admit Taylor is pretty funny! But yeah, totally! Tom Felton is so much better than Taylor Lautner! Tom Felton has an amazing voice! And he has the best hair EVER!! Even better than yours and mine! He is Super-Mega-Awesome-Foxy-Hot!!!
Domeda: HI EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO HOT, RIGHT?!?!! And Tom Felton isn't hot at all!
Bella and Cissy: Uh, YES HE IS!!!! HE'S THE BEST!!!!
Bella: He has GREAT hair!
Cissy: He has this amazing blue eyes that pierce into your soul...! (Swoon!)
Bella: And there she goes...again...
Dromeda: What do you mean, 'again'?
Bella: Well, you see, whenever Cissy talks about Tom Felton or sees a picture of him or sees his name...she faints...
Voldemort: You mean she romantically swoons at the sight of him as though an electric current has swooped through her?
Bella: I guess so...
Dromeda: I never knew that you were a romantic Voldy!
Voldemort: What? ...Oh yeah I loved the Titanic! And Dobby? I could just hug him! He's so cute!
Dromeda: So do you want to rent a load of chick flicks and watch them?
Voldemort: Well, my agent says I shouldn't do anything that's makes me look gay so...yeah why not?!
Cissy: Can I come too?! I'll bring the snacks! And we can do pedicures!!!
Voldemort: Ooh! Goodie! Can you tell that I've had plastic Surgery done on my nose?
Dromeda and Cissy: No!
Voldemort: Yes!
(Cissy, Dromeda and Voldemort go to have their girly night in!)
Bella: Well, there you have it! Voldemort is gay and has a nose job! Tom Felton is the hottest thing that ever set foot in the universe and Taylor Lautner takes steroids to make him look buff!
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