Once upon a time on a rainbow day there was this guy named Edgar and he went out to the woods to explore for faggots. He wanted to be like them and instead he found this primate human looking thing named Anthony. Anthony was better than a faggot he was twice as gay as them and so much that his first words were,"I wanna fuck you." Edgar's unibrow mom yelled for Edgar because it was time for dinner they were having chicken aka cock. Edgar said,"I LOVE COCK!!!!!!"
