Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo mama so stupid I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS
Yo mama so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with a friend
Yo mama's so stupid that she got her fingers stuck in a website!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama's so stupid she put two M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening go Eminem
. Yo mama is so stupid not even Google could translate her
Yo mamma so stupid that when she had to leave a voicemail she walked all the way to my house and screamed in my mailbox.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks menopause is a button on a VCR
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
Yo mama so stupid, she took her dog to Pet Smart to get an IQ Test.
Yo mama so stupid when I asked her if she wanted to go to Wendys she said "No, I don't know that bitch"
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team
Yo mamma is so stupid she gave birth to you on the I-75 because she heard thats where accidents happen
Yo mamas so stupid she went to the beach to surf the internet
Yo momma so stupid she called me, then asked for my phone number.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, she tears apart computers looking for cookies.
Yo mama so stupid when she saw a drive thru sign in McDonalds, she dove straight thru the building.
Yo momma is so stupid she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call
Yo mama is so stupid she cut open a pineapple and said "Spongebob were are you?"
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These jokes are not meant to be offensive in any way to your mom
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I Hope Your Day Is As Nice As Your Butt
HumorA book to make you laugh (and maybe even pee your pants). Basically it's just some random things to brighten your day! As the title says.... I hope your day is as nice as your butt! ((Unless you have a flat one....Sooo just have a nice day!))
