You Joke, I Kill. {A Fred Weasley Love Story} (SLOW UPDATES)

You Joke, I Kill {A Fred Weasley Love Story} Chapter 1

Chapter one.

**EDITED**

"Misses must get!" squawked my house elf, Poppy. 

"One more minute!" I groan at her.

"No! Misses Lestrange has firm directions to get up, and get ready for Hogwarts" she squeaked, surprisingly, I couldn't be more excited to go back, sure, I was Slytherin. I was suppose to hate it there, but actually, I loved it there. With that, I hoped out of bed and did my morning stuff I looked in the mirror, and saw myself. A 16 year old girl, curly brown hair, high cheekbones, smoking hot, might I add. It just so happens, being me and a Slytherin and all, I was a bitch. I can be nice,I just don't like being nice, too much work. Just as I came down stairs, some one flooed in. 

"Lexi!?!" I screamed, seeing my best friend in the fireplace. Lexi was a short blonde girl, also Slytherin. She was very nice, for a Slytherin, I mean. boys found her interesting because, well, they way she acted, and looked. Her blonde came down to her shoulders. she was a skiny little girl, but very strong for her size.

"The one an only" she said, coming out. With that, I ran over to her and hugged her, as my mother walked in. 

My mother was very beautiful in her own cruel way. She was THE Bellatrix Lestrange. With her dark brown bushy and crazy hair, and gorgeous black eyes, she could be a model. Instead, she was a Death eater, servant of You-Know-Who. "Kassandera, your up, good." she said, and she just nodded towards Lexi, typical. Her family hated my mother. 

"Mother? When do we leave for Hogwarts?" I asked. Usual I arrived just in time to caught the train, but this year, since my mother had literally just broke out of jail, she couldn't come with me. Not like she had either years before, or would ever want to. I still loved her, she was my family. 

"when ever your ready, just floo there, I have business to attend to." she replied, and left me and Lexi standing there. 

"POPPY!" I screamed, and the little elf appeared, "Get my stuff." With that, she was gone, leaving Lexi looking at where she had stood.

"Kasidy," She sighed, "why are so mean to the poor little thing?" She, unlike me (Another thing we didn't have in common) was nice all of the time, personalty wondered who the hell she got into Slytherin, then again, her parents did serve the dark lord. 

"Eh, it's not like it's got a life?" I replied, she just glared at me. Poppy then returned with my bags. "Thanks" She turn around, surprised by me saying thanks. In a matter of seconds, though, would be one my way to my favourite place, Hogwarts. 

* * * 

For once, me and Lexi made it onto the train without having to rush. It was nice, for about two seconds. mostly because we ran into our enemies, Fred and George Weasley. "Watch where you going, Lestrange" Fred Growled, well George stood silent, looking at Lexi. It took me three seconds to figure out that he liked her. Or, at least, found her hot.

"Trying to be tough, Weasle?" I replied 

"Trying to be a bitch?" He said back, thinking i would be insulted. Actually, I was. I wasn't about to show him that, though, I just smirked my oh so famous smirk. I think all black relatives had one. It's all like, bam. We're totally better then you.

"I don't need to try. I am." I said, that shut him up, "Come, on, Lexi, let the bast- I mean boys, be."  

With that we walked in silence to try and find a compartment. We had just gotten seated when Lexi asked me, "why do yo have to be so mean to them?" 

I looked at her like she was crazy. "Because they're blood-traitors, Gryffendorks, and damn straight a bloody pain in the arse, by the way, George likes you." 

at my last comment, she looked hopeful, "Really?" 

"You didn't see the way he was looking at you? believe me, he's head over heals for you." I said. 

"Well, I like him, too" She said. I was shocked beyond words, She, Lexi, my best friend, liked my enemies brother!?!?! Not possible. "anythings possible, Kasidy, you just have to believe" she reads my mind at times, I swear... 

"I still can't believe it" I muttered. 

"you'll just have to get used to the fact" She said. we sat in silence for most of the ride up to Hogwarts. When I started to see the Castle, I left to get changed. On my way there, with my luck of course, I saw Fred Weasley. 

"Lestrange!" he called.

"What do you want, Fred. I'm not in a good mood" I sighed dramatically.

"you called me Fred..." He said in disbelief.

"no shit Sherlock" I mutter to myself, then said louder (and very sarcastically) "That's your name, isn't it? or did you forget?" 

He just shook his head, still in disbelief. "Anyways, I heard we're having guest at Hogwarts. Want to  help George and I prank them?" he said 

I was about to say no,but then I thought of Lexi. Ahe would want you to say yes, I thought.  "Fine, what do you need help with?"