UPSILON: A Homestuck x Reader Insert

Prologue

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There. It's done, you got it. You can't believe it but it's done, finally it's done. You had no idea how long you had been waiting for this. The hours spent preparing for this moment and the money you spent through the dark web and the risks you took avoiding the getting caught for this game: SBURB Upsilon.

Rumor has it that this was the only copy left in the world. You had no idea if it even worked. For all you knew it could be a fake. And if it did work you weren't sure what would happen despite all the time you spent researching all the lore you could about it. One thing you knew for sure was that it was dangerous. Every person that had ever played it disappeared. It had been national news when the Alpha players had disappeared a few years ago and a historical mystery when the Beta kids had almost a century ago.

It wasn't just the usual running away from home, kidnapping or murder either. None of those would cause as much of an uproar. When they disappeared their houses went with them leaving behind craters that were over a hundred feet deep and three times as wide. At first people thought it was a terrorist act and that the Beta games were packaged with explosives but then after the Alpha users disappeared the planet was invaded by an intergalactic warlord and her army of robot drones. She scoured the planet for the remaining copies of SBURB and destroyed all of them but one that she used herself. Apparently she had missed one.

Now you had it. You took a deep breath and glanced up at the computer display.

100% loaded
Enter the game?
Press ENTER

"Here goes nothing," you mumbled to yourself.

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'Ah, finally, a human has entered the session. Time to have some fin!' Thought the royal blooded troll, reclined in the high backed throne of her warship. The tyrannous empress had been waiting for her partner player to enter the game so that she could kill them and seek the ultimate reward. After encountering the SBURB and SGRUB players and seeing the near demonic rage and raw power of Lord English in battle she realized that even her vast power could be expanded if she could godtier and become virtually immortal and have all the other godly perks. Otherwise she could be usurped from her throne by some teenage upstarts.

So she procured two copies of the game, decimated the rest of the Earth, entered her half of the game, and waited for her co-player. It was only a matter of time before some unlucky fool activated the other half. The simple minded child had no idea what they'd just stepped into.

Her Imperious Condescension would be the ultimate ruler of everything and she wasn't going to let anything get in her way. All she had to do was cull a few things, thankfully that was a skill she was easily proficient in. The first item on her list?

The human.

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