Teenage Life as We Know It

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Okay, guys! I'm back, and I have a question for you guys.

Fluff, lemons, or smut?

I wanna write some scenarios, and I was wondering what you guys would prefer to read. Smut, fluff, or lemons?

If you guys don't know what any of those are, I'll give you a little run-down on what they are, although I am fairly sure you are VERY familiar to what they are. 

Fluff: The really cute fanfics that are just so adorable that you're like SQUEE! I swear, that's how I am every time I read fluff. Cuddling is really big in fluff. Like the name suggests, these stories are sweet and fluffy. Like cotton candy. Now I want some cotton candy while I'm reading fluff because it just goes along with the mood. This is the type of story that you probably will be able to keep on your history. There can be some make-out sessions, but not really all that erotic though. Remember, SWEET AND CUTE AND ADORABLE AND BASICALLY CUDDLES.

I swear, I am not normally all for cuddles. Especially when you first meet me. My friends in my school don't know how much of a sucker I am for hugs. But I may end up showing this chapter to them tomorrow at school, so screw this little paragraph. I was sidetracking.

Where was I again?

Oh, right.

Lemon: Okay, so we're picking up intensity. Rather than just cuddles and sunshine, there's more spice here. Normally there's a whole lot of making out here. As in a lot, as in the couple can get scarily close to the baby-making process. Like the name, it's not all sweet. You've got some power in here. Like I have already stated, there will be lots of tongue and lips doing some hardcore exploring. More hardcore than Dora the Explorer. And do you guys even know how much she explores? The first episode of Dora aired in August of 2000, and the last episode aired LAST YEAR in JANUARY. That is incredibly hardcore Dora. You stayed 5 years old for 15 years. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, SENPAI. Back to lemons. You'll have to watch your history here. If your 7 year old brother ends up reading a very intense lemon, you may end up with a month of no computer following your tail, so beware.

That's some intense writing, Ellie. You haven't been very active these past months.

Oh shut up.

^Guys, what I did should not be done in real life. This is what I call "scolding yourself for others to see," but others will call it "talking to yourself." Please do not do this as well, for many others can check you into a mental hospital. And do not check me into a mental hospital either. Please? :)

Smut: I should probably mention that this is probably my favorite one to read. This probably gives me a one-way ticket straight to Tartarus, so whatever. Smut. You guys probably accidentally stumbled upon smut at one point in time. I prefer calling it "written porn." It's easy to explain to my friends that don't actually know what smut are (SHAME ON YOU!). Okay, so smut is basically the baby-making process in full swing. Details EVERYWHERE. There are actually a lot of stories that are labeled as smut, but the lack of details actually makes it a lemon... These stories are INCREDIBLY erotic, and I don't recommend reading these if you aren't mature enough to read about this. I haven't found THAT much smut here on Wattpad (probably because I'm looking for some MINHO smut, not Phan smut), but you can find smut for almost anything when you go on a website like AO3 or Fanfiction.net. User discretion, please. Do not sue me if you find something incredibly disturbing. I once found an incredibly detailed and erotic smut fic between two DISNEY characters, and I was unable to watch their shows the same way (BTW, it was Liv from Liv and Maddie and Austin from Austin and Ally... I don't ship them, but I saw "SMUT" so I was like "MUST READ")

So that's it for y'all. I hope you guys can choose which one I should write without having to look all the way through my huge spiel about what each of these are. So byee!

~ Ellie :3