Little Numbers (tronnor remake)

Chapter 5

DISCLAIMER: I did not write this story, I've merely altered it into a Tronnor story. I claim no ownership over it at all. The original Little Numbers, written for the Glee fandom, can be found under the user iknowitainteasy on Livejournal.

Formatting Key:
Connor
Troye

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Wed 3 Dec (4:56pm)
Did you talk to your friend yet?

(5:10)
What friend?

(5:11)
The friend at the coffee shop.

(5:15)
I never said I had a friend at the coffee shop.

(5:16)
But you did!

(5:16)
Do you *want* me to have friend at the coffee shop?

(5:19)
Are you really trying to make me believe that you told some random strangers that a guy named Connor would be stopping by and that they were to give him whatever he wants?

(5:20)
a) Strangers? They're my coffee people. b) Anything you want?

(5:22)
a) So is that your regular coffee place? b) That's what they told me.

(5:25)
a) Now, answering that would be reckless. b) That seems like a dangerous thing to say to you. I guess they didn't know better, I should have warned them.

(5:27)
Were you there?

(5:28)
?

(5:28)
At the coffee shop. Don't play dumb! ;)

(5:33)
No, I wasn't.

(5:35)
Yeah, just like you don't have a friend working there.

(5:45)
You're such a stubborn skeptic.

(5:46)
And you're full of shit! :P

(5:47)
Hey now! Someone doesn't want another coffee next Tuesday...

(5:49)
Sure, gives you another chance to have your friends spy on me.
(5:53)
I really want to believe you weren't there.

(5:54)
Why?

(5:59)
You'd either be the second half of an old grumpy couple fighting over the right amount of sugar or a rude business woman, who thought it would be okay to cut me off in line. Not to mention the weird kid with the Chad Kroeger haircut.

(6:02)
Well!
(6:05)
I could be anyone.

(6:08)
But you weren't there.

(6:10)
But I wasn't there.

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Thurs 4 Dec (10:24am)
This is going to be the most boring Thursday of my entire life.
(10:25)
I suggest a Q&A.

(10:45)
Who's doing the Q and who's doing the A?

(10:55)
We'll take turns. Are you in?

(10:56)
I'm in.
(10:57)
Wait. Are there gonna be rules?

(10:59)
Do you need rules?

(11:04)
What if I don't want to answer something?

(11:13)
What kind of questions do you think I'll be asking?
(11:14)
But okay, you can use "squirrel" as your safe word.

(11:17)
I feel like I'm not being taken seriously.

(11:20)
And nothing but questions and answers all day.
(11:20)
Agreed?