Tony The Tiger With Big Thighs And Little Hips

The first and final chapter

Tony(now I'm not talking about the one from the cereal so don't even ask) was sitting on the floor when he realized that he forgot to go eat his daily pie. While he was walking to the pie he started twerking. He twerked to hard that is ass fell off and landed on an elf. Tony then got an ass implant and the doctors fucked up and gave him big thighs and little hips. He still got a new ass. But it was too small to twerk with. As he walked around the jungle, he started gettin all the hoes. Tony then started farming with them and he made sure they dug deep into his dirt. The hoes broke and then he started to slap them in the handle. Then you realize this has nothing to do with big thighs and little hips. THE END