Son: dad I got suspended from school.....
Dad: WHAT!? YOU'RE GROUNDED!! WHAT DID YOU DO?
Son: well I was I class and we had this anti bullying person coming in to teach us, and she goes 'sticks and stones my break my bones but words will never hurt me'
Dad: AND!??!
Son: so I threw a dictionary at her head
Dad: You. Son. Are. Officially. Ungrounded
