BF: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!
GF: Aww! Thank you, sweetheart! What did you get me? Huh, huh, huh
BF: it was a surprise but remember that pink Mercedes you wanted so bad?
GF: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! YES YES YES YES YES! I'M SCREAMING RIGHT NOW OMG!
BF: well I got you a toothbrush that's the same color
GF: -___-
