Tigerstar: Welcome back to...Interview that Cat!! I'm your host, Tigerstar. First guest we have is a mother of three, leader, and dead! Bluestar!
Bluestar: *pads onto stage* Hey, hey, hey!
Tigerstar: How are we, Bluestar? *smiles*
Bluestar: Good. I've been spending time with my-
Tigerstar: I think we all liked you better when you were quiet.
Bluestar: WHATS THAT SUPOSED TO MEAN!!!
Tigerstar: Bluestar, I think we all know cats who disobey the warrior code should not have an opportunity to speak.
Bluestar: WHY I OUGHTA!!! *leaps at Tigerstar*
Tigerstar: GO TO COMMERCIAL, GO TO COMMERCIAL!!!!
>> Unscheduled Commercial Break <<
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Brambleclaw: But I fell in love with Squirrelflight by going on a journey with her...
Thornclaw: *puts front paws in Brambleclaw mouth* He's just kidding!
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>>Next Commerical<<
Spottedleaf: Hello, I'm Spottedleaf, and I have made a non aging cream for elders! *smiles, holding up cream*
Mousefur: Give me that! *takes cream and smears it on her face* Do I look beautiful? *blinks*
Longtail: Mousefur, I just wanted to-
Mousefur: I'm too beautiful to talk to you!
>>Commercial Break Over<<
Tigerstar: *brushes self off* *grumbles to self* Oh, welcome back to Interview that Cat!! Now I will interview...Dovewing!!! Haha!! Just kidding, I'll be interviewing Hawkfrost.
Hawkfrost: *emotionlessly* hello, father...
Tigerstar: Hello, new and improved evil son!!!
Hawkfrost: *emotionlessly* How are you, father...
Tigerstar: （￣へ￣）Okay...you're really boring...bye *pushes Hawkfrost into Bramblestar*
Bramblestar: *kills Hawkfrost* Goodbye, my brother...
Tigerstar: Welp!! That's it for this week!! See ya next time!!!
