Disney Princes
Snow White: *finds corpse in the woods* *kisses it*
Sleeping Beauty: *meets her once in the woods* *true loves kiss wakes her up*
The Little Mermaid: wants to find girl who sang to him, but when he meets Ariel, he ditches her for Vanessa(Ursula) just because she can sing and Ariel can't even though he's clearly happier with Ariel(who he nearly kissed). Then, at his and Vanessa's wedding, he's clearly not happy with her, so why doesn't he say "you know what, no, I don't like you." Also, did he marry her just for her voice without even getting to know her?
Frozen: (okay, Kristoff isn't a prince, but still) "You thought you fell in love with him after one night? That's ridiculous. Two nights, that's another story."
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Random Thoughts
RandomRandom thoughts out of my head, no haters please, mostly funny, some philosophical. *Note: I am REALLY sarcastic sometimes
