Stages of getting/having a cold:
1. Beginning of Day 1: Sore-ish throat-It'll go away, I'm sure. I'm not sick
1. a) End of Day 1: Fuck I'm sick
2. Most of Day Two: Sneezing, fucking sore throat, watery eyes, a thousand tissues, and a partridge in a pear tree
2. a) End of Day Two: SORE muscles-I'm not moving, not even if the house catches on fire
3. Days Three through Seven- *goes through a million boxes of tissues
4. Day Eight: I'm cured!
5. Day Nine: *COUGH- here we go again😑
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Random Thoughts
RandomRandom thoughts out of my head, no haters please, mostly funny, some philosophical. *Note: I am REALLY sarcastic sometimes
