sAMAu tauRMAU

PART 1 The bar

once upon a time in a bar with sam & taurtis

taurtis: sam you suck at pool

sam: im trying taurtis

Taurtis: fine *as he sinks the 8 ball* I win

Sam: All man I almost had it

taurtis: no you didn't you didn't sink any balls

Sam: I KNOW TAURTIS!!!!!!!!!! *GETS MAD* ILL STEAL APHMAUS HEART FOR THAT!!

Taurtis: you've said that for 15 years now AND IM MAIRED TO HER

Sam: I know i'll MAKE HER CHEAT ON YOU AND DO THE DIRTY WITH HER AND MAKE YOU CRY

Taurtis: did I menchin we have 3 kids

Sam: Wait you do *GETS MADER* ILL STILL MAKE HER!!!

Taurtis: um?? *he says in a quiet voice* let me guss mark my word by day

Sam: TAURTIS MARK MY WORD BY DAY YOU WILL PAY U WILL PAY

Taurtis: um sam did you know aphmau is pregnit again *and laths quitle*

Sam: WHAT!?! NUUUU I HATE YOU BUT YOUR STILL MY BEST FRIEND

Taurtis: um????

jerry: TURdis ma braca

Taurtis: jerry???

Sam: JERRY MY MAN COME HERE AND BUY US DRINKS

Jerry: SEre

Taurtis: cool now sam has a graet team mat for pool

Jerry: caal

Sam thinks in his head GOD F****ING DAM IT TAURTIS WHYYY????

Taurtis: sam are you ok

Jerry: nu hu nk

Sam:..Um...ya...uh...ya I-im f-fine..

Taurtis: sam you're sterdering you never studer are you ok

Sam: yaaaaaaaaa............Um you never heard me studder before taurtis

Taurtis: sam lets put more liquid in are bodys

jerry: yu

Grian: whats up my homeys. *as grian smashing his rum bottle on Jerry's head*

Sam: hahaha good you Grian *hic*

Taurtis: *hic*

Jerry: *hic

grian: *hic hic*

Sam: Well me and jerry and grian are going to another bar and if u know what bar we mean then ya you shouldn't go to it.

Taurtis: im going with im both of your rides

Sam: dude i'll get a taxi

Taurtis: you have no money

Grian: hey Im going to drive home I dont need no taxi ,*HIC HIC hic hic*

Taurtis: grian sam im not as drunk as all of you*hic*

Sam: Fineeeeeeee *in a sad voice*

But just then Sam ran as fast as he could out of the bar and call a taxi and ran down the road well the taxi was waiting at the stop sign

Taurtis: ???

30 minutes later Taurtis and grian met sam at THE strip BAR

grian: ahhh invader works here

Taurtis: whoo so this is where my wife works

Sam: Awww Aphmau I love you

Aphmau: *as she slaps sam in the face*

Sam: Whaat I just love you till the day I dieeeeee *HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC*

Aphmau: come on Sam! I'm naked here so stop

Sam: such big tits

Taurtis: Sam my wife 5 kids!!

Aphmau: *she whispers to Taurtis* no Taurtis this is how I make my money

Taurtis: by having sex

Aphmau: yes

Sam: aphmau I'll take a room for sex with you

Aphmau: fine handsome *in a sexy voices*

Invader: no I whan't Sam

Aphmau: fine I'll have Taurtis

Invader: ok Aphmau whell Sam whell have fun

Sam: noooo I LOVE APHMAU

Taurtis: no Sam Aphmau is mine

As invader cares Sam to room 204 and Aphmau takes Taurtis to room 205

Sam: ahhh my pants

Invader: Sam stop moving and thak of your boxers

5 hours later

Sam: Taurtis c-c-c-can w-w-we g-g-g-g-g-g-go

Taurtis: fine but me and Aphmau where having fun!! Wait is your boxers is on the outside and your shirt is not ther

Grian: awww Dom

Taurtis: where going Grian *as he grabs grian and Sam by the back of there shirts*

Sam: no Aphmau come to me baby

Taurtis: Sam wife 5 kids

Grian: *HIIiIIiicC*