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PART 2 The Family

Taurtis: um Sam how did you and invader kick it off

Sam: ok Taurtis I don't know

Grian: Sam shhhh don't distract the driver *hic hic hic*

Taurtis: yes Sam

Sam: ok me and invader all I can remember invader saying I'm taking off my pants and my boxers and then kissing her and she slamd me on a wall and then when I wok up cum was all over the place and then my dick hurt how was your time.

Taurtis: good but she keep singing I'm bad to the Brest.

Grian: *snoring*

5 hours later

Taurtis: finally Sam and Grian off at there house KIDS IM HOME ZA-NE EMMA

ZA-NE: coming dad

Taurtis: where's your sister

ZA: shes cr

NE: ying in h

ZA: er room

Taurtis: ok ok STOP FINSHING ECOTHERS LINES why is he crying???

ZA: it's his birthday

Taurtis: aw shit you stay here and whacth your suster ZA-NE and I'll get her cake and gifts

ZA-NE: ok

1 hours later

Taurtis: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

Emma: hidad *in a sad voice*

Aphmau Taurtis ZA-NE: happy happy birthday happy happy birthday

Taurtis: I have scary movies

ZA:ya

NE: who

Taurtis: I have reveng of the Death,death by yuki,Tomis the killer or death by the diamond killers Emma your choices

Emma: death by the diamond killers

Taurtis: ok

2:30 hours later

ZA: that was a wary inappropriate movie

NE: hey dad and mum can we go see the sampool movie

Taurtis: ya but I'm coming with you

Aphmau: Taurtis shading we take about this.

Taurtis: fine ZA-NE do you have a girlfriend

ZA-NE: yes

Taurtis: will you kiss her

ZA-NE: yes

Taurtis: yes you may go